alpha-bet-ize 

exerting dominance, alpha status over another.

that wanna-be-gangstah-leadah rode me hard out on the street corner. Just to alpha-bet-ize his status he did this. He can't spell, but he knows damn well how to push and pull his social skills.

alpha-bet-ize by deal April 24, 2006

Alphabetized 

when a sexual minority identity-politiker tries to get you banned for being straight

"YOU CAN'T JUST SAY YOU TREAT WOMEN YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK LIKE MEN, THAT'S TRIGGERING AND HOMOPHOBIC; PREPARE TO BE ALPHABETIZED STRAIGHT-DEMON"

Alphabetized by physicalpain2022 May 11, 2022

alphabetize 

A made-up Americanism invented to describe the process of reordering a list of items into alphabetical order.

Ahm gonna alphabetize these here Krispy Kremes so's ah can eat them in gahd-damned ordah!

alphabetize by Flamingo Swavey August 18, 2003

alphabetized 

When you organize something alphabetically

I alphabetized my entire comic collection

alphabetized by Alphabetized October 30, 2015

Alphabetize

(V.) To become an alpha male (esp. for a beta male).

Alphabetizing: Events or circumstances that facilitate the transition from beta to alpha.

The budding chad finally realized that being a simp was a dead end and decided to alphabetize. He is now at the top of the sexual marketplace. The girls he once pedestalized now call him King Daddy.

Alphabetize by Slang-Slanga May 3, 2026