alpha-bet-ize

exerting dominance, alpha status over another.

that wanna-be-gangstah-leadah rode me hard out on the street corner. Just to alpha-bet-ize his status he did this. He can't spell, but he knows damn well how to push and pull his social skills.

by deal April 24, 2006

Alphabetized

when a sexual minority identity-politiker tries to get you banned for being straight

"YOU CAN'T JUST SAY YOU TREAT WOMEN YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK LIKE MEN, THAT'S TRIGGERING AND HOMOPHOBIC; PREPARE TO BE ALPHABETIZED STRAIGHT-DEMON"

by physicalpain2022 May 11, 2022

alphabetize

A made-up Americanism invented to describe the process of reordering a list of items into alphabetical order.

Ahm gonna alphabetize these here Krispy Kremes so's ah can eat them in gahd-damned ordah!

by Flamingo Swavey August 18, 2003

alphabetized

When you organize something alphabetically

I alphabetized my entire comic collection

by Alphabetized October 30, 2015