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the quality or state of being aloof, distant, or reserved; indifference.
His girlfriend's recent aloofness may be a sign that the relationship is over
aloofness by big word November 1, 2017
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aloot • aloota • Aloota Continua • A-loot-ed • Aboot • aloo • aloof • Algot • allot • afoot

thats alot of damage 

A meme about a guy poking holes in a bucket in a Flex Tape ad. Some times added "How about some MORE?"
Now thats alot of damage.

alotta fagina 

A character from Austin Powers. A parody of Pussy Galore from James Bond's "Goldfinger"
No.2: This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta, Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Come again?
Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was 'a lot of'....uhhh, nevermind.
alotta fagina by Mike Oxsbig September 17, 2005
Correct definition = distribute: administer or bestow, as in small portions.

Incorrect version: An illiterate way of spelling "a lot". The most common mistake however (very common unfortunetly) is "alot".

I'm no snooty English teacher or anything, but these particular mistakes drive me crazy! What is going on with education these days?
Correct example: Given as a task; "her allotted chores"

Incorrect example: "I liek that allot"
Allot by Dope Slanger August 21, 2006
The state of being emotionally distanced. May be seen as laid back or cold and arrogant, depending on the onlooker.
That kid is so aloof that he wasn't phased when he caught his girl cheating on him.
aloof by SenoritaDiabla July 31, 2008

Alotabit 

When you want more than a little bit
Frankie did hurt a little bit when I put me winkie in your bum bum.
No it hurt alotabit
Alotabit by JJ alotabit June 3, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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