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Alodda work to do tonight.
That's alodda cookies you have there.
alodda by DanceOfChance September 10, 2020
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Well Alodia is a girl who has so many insecurities, and this always eats her up. People call her pretty, intelligent, talented and all, she's getting used to it to the point that she thinks it's all a lie cause she herself couldn't see it. She's the girl that every guy wants cause she has everything, well yeah she can't dance, and lazy I suppose, but for me she has it, she has everything I've been searching for. She's a pretty hard to get girl and I like that, to be honest I didn't even try to court her yet and I'm trying so hard to hold back.

Alodia is the girl I wanna have so soon like for real bros, it's like if ever she'll push me away I'll hold onto her even more cause I'm hella inevitable, I won't freaking let my feelings for her fade in dime time cause hello it took so long to realize that I freaking like her. One thing's for sure the Alodia I know is One of a Kind, the girl that everyone has a lowkey crush for, the girl that is smart but hates math, the girl that is so secretive but I'm a lie detector, and yeah she's also a lie detector darn it, she's so wise with words, yeah she's playfull, one of the strongest girl I know, she might cry bout something but she'll overcome it, the girl whose voice is a melody to my ears, the girl who plays piano, a girl who knows how to swim, the girl who has a cute dimple on her left cheek when she forms a closed smile, she's Alodia the girl I freaking like, and I'd do anything just to have her.
Alodia also said that she wants her first boyfriend to be her last like dudddee don't you just wanna freaking hug her and keep her to yourself cause she's so freaking precious I swear, I just don't understand why most of the guys can't see her like that I mean she's One of a Kind, darn it I'm whipped dude arghhhh. She has that freaking scary gaze based on others view but darn it I find her cute with that gaze though.

Alodia is a freaking fan of BTS and blackpink , and hell yes I'm jealous of them but okay, they make her smile so I'm cool with that, I like Alodia and that's it.

Alodia has a freaking asthma, fuck you for making her suffer dude I mean just stop you freaking virus or whatever you are LMAO. I just find it odd that she has so many Illness but she manages to be a whole freaking drop dead gorgeous girl, keep that shit up girl, I love it.

Alodia is a moody girl, I'm freaking telling y'all she changes mood so fast that you be questioning time cause how the hell... where's the Alodia a minute ago? So yeah, but I'm cool I can deal with that (in chat for fucks sake) she be throwing tantrums at me in chat but I'll just go with the flow that's it and the next thing you know there's she, the normal Alodia.

Alodia is an introvert that's for sure but she's extroverted when she talks to me, dang girl you're just making me love you even more, if only you knew.(this was supposed to be on the definition but it didn't fit LOL)
Alodia by hers_only September 27, 2021
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She is a beautiful girl. Many guys like her but never tell her. She has many friends, gives good advice, she is cool, funny and has a big butt. !
A : who is that over there !
B : That's Alonda

A : Man, she has a big butt !!!
alonda by heeeeey12345 July 26, 2016
Celebrity cosplayer who got famous not because of her skills, but because of her legion of retarded followers who treat her like a goddess. She cannot act.
Alodia is the goddess, I shall die for Alodia. There is no one who can surpass Alodia.
Alodia by Mike Abundouche February 22, 2011
skinny bitch with big boobs.
what's that coming over the hill?
it is alodia, it is alodia!
alodia by anonymous___ May 11, 2008
A girl with a huge imagination and a huge heart. someone who will always be by your side no matter what. Someone I hurt and will own up to that
"Alonda, your amazing"
"Alonda please forgive me"
Alonda by Boo Thang đź’ś October 21, 2018
doesn't cry over spilt milk, but will over wet socks
A: Ah...my socks are wet!
B: you are such an Alonda
alonda by brockie March 24, 2008
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