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She is a beautiful girl. Many guys like her but never tell her. She has many friends, gives good advice, she is cool, funny and has a big butt. !
A : who is that over there !
B : That's Alonda

A : Man, she has a big butt !!!
alonda by heeeeey12345 July 26, 2016
Words you can keep
A girl with a huge imagination and a huge heart. someone who will always be by your side no matter what. Someone I hurt and will own up to that
"Alonda, your amazing"
"Alonda please forgive me"
Alonda by Boo Thang 💜 October 21, 2018
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doesn't cry over spilt milk, but will over wet socks
A: Ah...my socks are wet!
B: you are such an Alonda
alonda by brockie March 24, 2008
Alondra is a beautiful girl with an amazing personality. She is really smart but says a lot of stupid things. She puts anybody in their place no matter who they are and stands up for what she believes in. She expects people to treat her the way she treats them. Although she doesn’t think before she talks, Alondra has a big heart and puts other people before herself. She may seem like a mean person, but she is very forgiving and has a personality like no other. She’s very picky with her men so you’d be lucky to have her.
Person 1: Hey do you know who that is? she’s really pretty but she looks mean.

Person 2: Oh her? That’s Alondra. I’ve talked to her once! She’s actually really nice!
Alondra by Alondra. February 9, 2018
If you ever meet an Alondra then you better treat her good cause she will defend her best friends but will cut a bitch throat if they mess with anyone she cares for ಠ_ಠ
Alondra is super shy at first but when she starts talking she's going to be joking around laughing A LOT and if you do be nice you got yourself a new best friend ( ・ω・ ) but piss her the fuck off and she'll be killing you in your sleep ಠ_ಠ she also has a pretty thick booty but covers it with a long shirt or hoodie. Always thinks she's not being loud when she is and is really bad at whispering she will be just talking to you and will immediately be loud and tell her to lower her voice its always I'm not loud
Me:hey!
Alondra: hey?
Me: what's your name?
Alondra:Alondra...
Me: oh nice! I'm *insert name* so what's your hobbies?
Alondra:*feels comfortable and now starts randomly about her*
The meaning of the name Alondra is defender of mankind. They are also associated with the bird alondra.

Alondras are independent. They are born natural leaders and fight for what they believe in. They aren't afraid to stand up to anyone. They are super outgoing and talkative and you will never get bored during a conversation with an Alondra.

They are loyal friends and respect people for who they are. They search for answers and ask a lot of questions. They are very creative and imaginative and plan ahead on everything.

I'm proud to be an Alondra. :)
Person 1: Hey Alondra!
Alondra: Guess what I just found out!
Person 1: I can't.
Alondra: Why?
Person 1: Because you always have something new in store and I'm not sure what to expect!
Alondra: your so sweet!
Alondra by Raven1519 March 2, 2015
A person who is super nice, supportive, and funny. A good girlfriend who doesn’t wanna let go. She can be a real flirt sometimes, and will love you all the time, even after 4 years of being separated from someone she loves. Her heart is filled with compassion and she is an amazing artist. She’s the person a guy named Colton would love.
Wow. Alondra is such an amazing and nice person, she makes my heart pound like crazy.
Alondra by Wet Stone March 11, 2019
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