alemini 

The fattest person I know he's short like 5'3^1234 and he's 160^1234 pounds. His BMI is more than 40^1234. He sinks like a block of pure lead in water and his iq is as low as 50. He's the one entity I heard of who disobeys both Newtonian and quantum mechanical laws because of his sheer mass. While light travelling at mach 8 can't escape a black hole, he can. This is because he exerts such a massive gravitational pull that he just absorbs the antimatter and black holes. He's an absolutely legitimate threat to humanity he's flattening planets and destroying the universe faster than it can expand. Not just this, laws of time, reality, space and nature. He just crushes time like its a sheet of glass. The last I heard, he sat on a chair and it was vaporised. Surprisingly, he looks like a normal human being, and some have commented he's just a shorter version of Tom Cruise. However, when we took our fitness test, he was unable to pass. He ran backwards faster than light. But, he's a nice guy in general and he watches a load of hentai.

If you eat enough cheese, you'll become Alemini

alemini by hairybruhsack July 24, 2021

Alkmini 

Alkmini is the most caring person you’ll ever meet. She is smart, adoring and beautiful inside and outside. She can make friends easily and will always make you smile. If you ever meet an Alkmini, hold on to her, because she is the best friend you’ll ever have. She is great with advice and she’ll always make you feel better. Don’t ever lie to her though, because she will instantly realize it. She is very sensitive but she tries to hide it. Alkmini has a weird side, and when it comes out....
She also is very artistic. She is very determined. Alkmini is the best person you’ll ever meet.

Dedicated to Alkmini Panagopoulou❤️

Girl 1: Who’s that girl? I’ve never seen her before!
Girl 2: Her name is Alkmini! She is great!

Alkmini by artpap October 24, 2019

aluminium digger 

A young gold digger, coined by GloZell on

Dude 1: You don't want her she's a gold digger
Dude 2: She'd too young to be a gold digger, more like aluminium digger

aluminium digger by Jarvis <3 January 19, 2011

aluminivore 

Someone who is strictly on an aluminum diet.

The boy became an aluminivore after eating an aluminum can.

aluminivore by BKP2015 June 30, 2016

Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate 

Aluminum chloride is the partially neutralized form used in cosmetic antiperspirants, while aluminum chloride hexahydrate is among the most effective antiperspirants currently available. It's chemical formula is AlCl3 and has a solid, white or pale yellow appearance.

Patient: "Doctor, can you diagnose me with Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate?"
Doctor: "Bruh if u take that it will kill you."
Patient: "Oh."

Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate by Vexacon June 16, 2021

aluminium 

How the entire world (except the Americans) say aluminium.

Why?

Because that's how it's spelled.

Brit: "Aluminium is the most abundant metal in the Earth's crust."
American: "You mean Aluminum?"
Brit: "No, I mean Aluminium. Moron."

aluminium by lord bastard February 22, 2008

aluminimum 

A tiny amount of aluminium

That needle is made out of aluminimum

aluminimum by Minimal the tiny animal September 12, 2017