A stupid
german person who is insistant on
nabbing all the sunbeds with their towels at
early hours, before other hotel guests.
Person 1: Woah, he's up early! Must be going for some early
morning swimming!
Person
2: Nah, he's got too many towels to be swimming; look, he's taking up the sunbeds near the umbrella and pool
bar! Stupid Alemaniac