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How the entire world (except the Americans) say aluminium.


Because that's how it's spelled.
Brit: "Aluminium is the most abundant metal in the Earth's crust."
American: "You mean Aluminum?"
Brit: "No, I mean Aluminium. Moron."
by lord bastard February 22, 2008
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A fictional metal invented by the British government to keep the rest of the world submissive.
Ted: I just made an aluminium hat! Trust me, I’m safe from the government

Tom: Did you say... aluminium?
Ted: Yeah, what’s the big deal?
Tom: Aluminium is how they control you. Use aluminum instead.
by Kaichael June 21, 2018
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by reno April 20, 2005
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