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How the entire world (except the Americans) say aluminium.

Why?

Because that's how it's spelled.
Brit: "Aluminium is the most abundant metal in the Earth's crust."
American: "You mean Aluminum?"
Brit: "No, I mean Aluminium. Moron."
by lord bastard February 22, 2008
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A fictional metal invented by the British government to keep the rest of the world submissive.
Ted: I just made an aluminium hat! Trust me, I’m safe from the government

Tom: Did you say... aluminium?
Ted: Yeah, what’s the big deal?
Tom: Aluminium is how they control you. Use aluminum instead.
by Kaichael June 21, 2018
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