aldreidge 

Lad with a humongous schlong - girth estimated to be quantified at 800 yottametres, rivalling sizes of intergalactic clusters.
Irresistibly draws all sexually inclined species towards him.
Exerts magnetic, gravitational, centrifugal forces of attraction on women. Magnetospheres protecting cosmic debris and radiation has been eliminated upon detection of his presence, in an attempt to attract his attention.
Razzles, dazzles and causes the jizzles to drizzle. Instigates climaxes in 100% of female homo sapiens.

Aldreidge is an irremovable and irreplaceable part of the human race and scientific studies have shown that this ruler of worlds has capabilities of exponentially increasing fertility rates across the world, with women's period of fertility having increased infinitely compared to without sight of him.

DISCLAIMER: Women will experience uncontrollable meiosis upon sight of this women magnet, with explosion of female gametes in the body ready to receive male gametes for fusion and in turn fertilisation. Hormonal shifts detected in people upon sighting of Aldreidge, notably a dramatic increase in oestrogen levels in the bloodstream. Scientific research has returned results of a sextupling in the amount of lubricants secreted by the female reproductive organs upon sight of the ruler of worlds.

Within moments of seeing Aldreidge, I went into labour

aldreidge by qwlihfkan August 15, 2022

Aldridging 

Verb: Aldridge

To speak in an Australian accent when totally irrelevant and out of context.

Did you hear that mug aldridging in Market Vaults last night?!

Aldridging by Rob In January 19, 2013

Aldridge School

Aldridge school is full on Chavs, Wannabes, "Roadmen" and Nerdy little kids. Its a dump and all of the teachers have little to no respect for their pupils. Teachers are so strict on the pupils for no reason. You want to go to the toilet? You cant. You want to keep your coat on because the school never puts the heating on colder days? you cant.

Do i need to explain more? I don't think so.
Some people i recommend staying away from at Aldridge school: Mr Wynn Owen; he's a little weird, we've all seen his tinder profile right....... the picture in the science classroom.... Skye Connor she's just unbelievably snaky and will chat shit about anyone even if you are her "friend" and lets not forget about the time she ripped someone's Hijab off....

"I want to go to Aldridge school when I finish Year 6"
"Please don't its a tip and a 5 year prison sentence."

Aldridge School by TaddyRae January 31, 2022

Kensington Aldridge Academy

A school located in West-London- commonly known as the school in the shadow of Grenfell tower. The headteacher is David Benson, a lovely gap-toothed chap. :). This school is definitely not full of roadmen and skets.

Person 1: I go Kensington Aldridge Academy.
Person 2: In that case, inabit.

Kensington Aldridge Academy by Sartorius Jacob. October 30, 2019

Lily Aldridge 

Lily aldridge is a gorgeous model who has made a name for herself by not only being a natural beauty with no plastic surgeries, but as well as being one of the most authentic mainstream celebrities. She is truly a class act and can win over the hearts of all with a simple smile. Owning the runway, she’s one of Victoria Secret’s most prized models. She doesn’t use her personal life for views or likes and for the most part keeps her life private from her social life. She’s a goddess who has graced us with her presence and it’s truly incredible.

“She is beauty, she is grace. Her name? Lily Aldridge.”

Lily Aldridge by youokaymk November 1, 2018

Aldridge School

There’s bare chavs that think they’re bad because they wear scarfs in lesson. One to three fights every week. Everyone there’s fake and no one likes each other but the teachers know how to teach at least. It’s a very segregated school, we have a whole asian corner, blacks mainly chat to the blacks only. The classrooms are ugly but the outside of the school is nice. We have bare windows. A lot of bait people have been to this school and Jorja Smiths brother went here.Lol

Aldridge School is probably the best school in Walsall.

Aldridge School by MadTingRightDerrr December 11, 2019

Aldridge Prior

Character from the British comic 'Viz' noted for his incessant lying. For the hard of thinking, the name rhymes with 'liar'.
Anyone who lies to a degree that they have lost grip on reality and actually believe what they're saying.

Someone you work with who never admits to their mistakes. "Oh, off he goes again, yeah, yeah, we believe you Aldridge Prior".

Aldridge Prior by Arthur Mullard May 24, 2006