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When a man has viewed and, god forbid it, touched your penis whilst you were asleep / unconscious.
Godamit would you know I was Aldridged last night, the b*stard crept into my room and prised up my pants with a coathanger
Aldridged by Denzil501 June 26, 2009
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DBZ Abridged 

The most hilarious show, ever. They parody DBZ, along with everything else imaginable. Made by Team Four Star, they have, hands down, made pure, solid gold here.
Quotes from DBZ Abridged:
UNCLE RADITZ IS PISSED! *bitchslaps Gohan*

No, my space pod! My space armor!
Response: We get it, you're from space!

Look Vegeta! It's a poke'mon!

Vegeta Junior NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DBZ Abridged by A'kuro Adenn'yciia August 13, 2010

yugioh abridged

A clever and funny video created by littlekuriboh. it is superspecialawesome!
Yugioh abridged clip:
Yugi: Give me back my milenium puzzle you big dickweed! Waaaaaaaaaa!

Joey and Triston(sining) We're tormenting you!
yugioh abridged by Toorrrmeeennnt! February 22, 2008

abridged series 

An abridged series is an animation--typically a movie, tv show, or video game-- that is edited to be a shorter and fandubbed, usually for reasons of comedic parody. They are then usually posted on video websites, such as Youtube. The first and perhaps most popular example is the Yugioh: The Abridged Series which was created by LittleKurioh. Abridged series are sometimes created from collaborations, such as TeamFourStars which is doing an abridged series of DragonBallZ.
"Yugioh The Abridged Series is hillarious. It has terrific voice acting, writing, and editing."
"Adamwestlapdog made a funny abridged series on Zelda."
"NeighborhoodClucky's abridged movies awesome."
abridged series by imphic October 18, 2008

Aldridging 

Verb: Aldridge

To speak in an Australian accent when totally irrelevant and out of context.
Did you hear that mug aldridging in Market Vaults last night?!
Aldridging by Rob In January 19, 2013

Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

A long running spoof of the popular game series Yu-Gi-Oh. Started on Youtube. Became a very famous series. It's almost as crazy as Yugi!
Tea- "Friendship is the best thing ever!"
Yugi- "You can shut the hell up once in a while..."
-Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

Dragon Ball Z Abridged 

The greatest DBZ parody to ever exist.It will get better as the show progress.This shit is amazing af
Dragon Ball Z abridged is my headcannon
Dragon Ball Z Abridged by Avenger Kid November 16, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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