alchoholed 

drunk

I was so alchoholed last night.

alchoholed by hanna.ramma December 12, 2019

Alcohole 

A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.

Pronounced Ahl cuh hole

Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.

Alcohole by Lionchick January 17, 2009

Alcohole 

A person who behaves like an asshole when he drinks alcohol.

He can be a real alcohole when he goes to a party.

Alcohole by Fair Unknown July 15, 2020

Alcoholesbianism 

Drinking so much that the sex of someone does not matter as long as they have lips.

"How was the party?"
"oh kicking, but there was some alcoholesbianism going on, girls making out all over the place"
"sweet as"

Alcoholesbianism by Thomthegreat December 17, 2008

Alchohol

When you're too drunk to remember it's actually spelled "Alcohol"

Bill: "God damn, I can't remember last night. I drank so much alchohol!"
Bob: "Bill, you silly drunk. You're still drunk right now aren't you? "

Alchohol by Rag1987 June 12, 2020

alcoholidays 

St. Patrick's Day, Halloween, Mardi Gras. Those days that seem to, at least for college students, exist solely for the purpose of getting shit-faced drunk, with rituals often beginning as early as morning and continuing throughout the day.

Bob: Dude! I'm so drunk right now. We started drinking every time we see spongebob squarepants, and they are running a Halloween Marathon.
Ted: Happy Alcoholidays!

alcoholidays by Matthew Lake November 20, 2007

Alcoholiday 

A holiday on which copious amounts of alcoholic beverages are consumed.

St. Patrick's Day is the most important alcoholiday of the year.

Alcoholiday by SaintZi April 2, 2011