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to hate the sound of a digital alarm clock
I alcloha so much i fucking beat the shit out of my alarm clock this morning!
alcloha by Trevor Johnston March 1, 2008
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to hate the sound of a digital alarm clock
I alcloha so much that I threw my alarm clock across the room, when it woke me up this morning
alcloha by Trevor Johnston March 25, 2008

Alcohaul 

1a. To consume a considerably large amount of alcohol over a short time period.
1b. To consume a considerably large amount of alcohol over a long time period.

2. To supply alcohol, amass, or host a huge group of people for purpose of said drinking.
"Dude alcohauled the FUCK outta that JD!"

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"Yo dude, I'm alcohaulin' everyone over to my place tomorrow night. Be there."
Alcohaul by Dzdncnfzd January 22, 2009

alcohalzheimer's 

Forgetting nights, parts of nights, things you did/said, and random things all the time because of drinking too much.
I can't believe I lost my car AGAIN on Friday night, I swear, my alcohalzheimer's is getting really bad.
alcohalzheimer's by CU@5 March 4, 2009

alchohal 

A common misspelling of alcohol, frequently made in LiveJournals and MySpace picture captions by minors who had a couple beers and a shot of Bacardi at a party one time.
Random internet user: "mmm...alchohal=loveeeeeee"
alchohal by John WK May 29, 2007
one who has a developed sense of "alcohol detection." in other words, one who can tell you exactly how much booze you've had.
DeBhaviqua: Damn girlll, i can tell you've had three shots o'henny
La'Khalida: Oh girl, you such an alcohawk!
alcohawk by eSKape April 13, 2009

alcohavoc 

The often life-altering emotional, physical and/or psychological carnage of a particularly horrible alcoholic binge.
Chris woke up with a massive hangover, and after taking a look around her apartment, realized she had created some pretty serious alcohavoc last night.

Some good examples of alcohavoc: wrecking your car, wrecking your apartment, wrecking your relationship, losing your wallet and/or your keys, landing in jail
alcohavoc by d2squared November 28, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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