1a. To consume a considerably large amount of alcohol over a short time period.
1b. To consume a considerably large amount of alcohol over a long time period.

2. To supply alcohol, amass, or host a huge group of people for purpose of said drinking.

"Dude alcohauled the FUCK outta that JD!"

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"Yo dude, I'm alcohaulin' everyone over to my place tomorrow night. Be there."

Alcohaul by Dzdncnfzd January 22, 2009

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alcohalzheimer's

Forgetting nights, parts of nights, things you did/said, and random things all the time because of drinking too much.

I can't believe I lost my car AGAIN on Friday night, I swear, my alcohalzheimer's is getting really bad.

alcohalzheimer's by CU@5 March 4, 2009

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alchohal

A common misspelling of alcohol, frequently made in LiveJournals and MySpace picture captions by minors who had a couple beers and a shot of Bacardi at a party one time.

Random internet user: "mmm...alchohal=loveeeeeee"

alchohal by John WK May 29, 2007

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alcohawk

one who has a developed sense of "alcohol detection." in other words, one who can tell you exactly how much booze you've had.

DeBhaviqua: Damn girlll, i can tell you've had three shots o'henny
La'Khalida: Oh girl, you such an alcohawk!

alcohawk by eSKape April 13, 2009

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alcohavoc

The often life-altering emotional, physical and/or psychological carnage of a particularly horrible alcoholic binge.

Chris woke up with a massive hangover, and after taking a look around her apartment, realized she had created some pretty serious alcohavoc last night.

Some good examples of alcohavoc: wrecking your car, wrecking your apartment, wrecking your relationship, losing your wallet and/or your keys, landing in jail

alcohavoc by d2squared November 28, 2007

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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