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Alcohalt 

When someone passes up a drink in order to appease a relationship partner
I don’t care if Brian thinks that drinking before noon on a Sunday is sacrilegious. The Sauvignon Blanc sounds good to me and I’m not going to alcohalt just to impress him.

Remember how much Debbie loved vodka and could drink us all under the table? Well, since she married that stuffy teetotaler, she had to alcohalt.
Alcohalt by Ivana Margarita January 22, 2010

alcohalzheimer's 

Forgetting nights, parts of nights, things you did/said, and random things all the time because of drinking too much.
I can't believe I lost my car AGAIN on Friday night, I swear, my alcohalzheimer's is getting really bad.
alcohalzheimer's by CU@5 March 4, 2009
β€œMy good buddy Dylan is a recovering Alcohalas, he was once the king of the alcoholics”
Alcohalas by The wrestler Steen March 2, 2020

alcohalitosis

The horrible bad breath that comes the morning after a night of too much drinking.
Man: "Mfgrmblgrhrhm, good morning >yawn<"
Woman: "OH dear LORD that alcohalitosis stinks so bad I am going to be sick."
alcohalitosis by E^J April 1, 2010
A large room designed to consume alcoholic beverages in.
We spent some time in the alcohal, and came out staggering.
alcohal by Bosji February 14, 2012

alcohali 

breath that absolutely wreaks of alcohol that morning after you wake up from a party.
Mom: I just got a whiff of your alcohali, and i nearly passed out.
alcohali by zneebs June 2, 2018

Alcoholtism 

A fall down Alcoholic Booze Bag, who drinks themselves Autistic
Frank the Tank, has Alcoholtism. He has a bright Red Face and drinks himself Retarted, until he’s drooling all over himself.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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