albridge

The Abridge will surely be the savior of the White race. When the Albridge Gate is opened, the steads will be unleashed at their full power and glory. When these Prosto Steads are released, big fat helicopter blades forcefully burst out of their backs, protruding noticeably and slapping the air loudly and obnoxiously. They will strive to be like Darth Wader, collecting all the big black prostate bags from Albridge and swinging them around in the sky with their mind powers. Then, comes the chemical prostate bombings. These big black bags will fall from the skies like a Jizz rain, and will eliminate all the intended targets. All Pure Whites will be spared, but the chemicals are highly toxic toward the crazy monkeys, the crazy, crazy monkeys. The skies will be filled with a great choir of airborne, aerodynamic crabs repeatedly chanting, "Shit Mariel! Shit Mariel!", and all the wives and concubines will be sent up! The steads will throw pencils at the helachinks and it will fly way over their heads! The air will be filled with the sweet scent of fresh prostates, and tons of prostates will be suspended in the air in a sort of freefall, and the steads will stare at those prostates with a passionate intent, their mouths wide open, drippling with visible strands of white, slimy saliva. Is this event mentioned in the Old Testament, or the New Testament?? Who knows, but it will certainly be a beautiful day, on the day it does happen...

Person #1: "Ummmmm what happened, why are there fresh dripping prostates everywhere, and no monkeys anywhere??"
Person #2: "The Albridge Gate has just opened, welcome to the brand new nation, the Oppressed People of Chinkistead!"

by Chinkistead420 February 5, 2023

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DBZ Abridged

The most hilarious show, ever. They parody DBZ, along with everything else imaginable. Made by Team Four Star, they have, hands down, made pure, solid gold here.

Quotes from DBZ Abridged:
UNCLE RADITZ IS PISSED! *bitchslaps Gohan*

No, my space pod! My space armor!
Response: We get it, you're from space!

Look Vegeta! It's a poke'mon!

Vegeta Junior NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by A'kuro Adenn'yciia August 13, 2010

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yugioh abridged

A clever and funny video created by littlekuriboh. it is superspecialawesome!

Yugioh abridged clip:
Yugi: Give me back my milenium puzzle you big dickweed! Waaaaaaaaaa!

Joey and Triston(sining) We're tormenting you!

by Toorrrmeeennnt! February 22, 2008

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Abridger

An Abridger is a term used on youtube to describe a user that makes shortened versions of Anime shows, dubbing over the original voices and editting it specifically for humourous effect. The humour usually contains referances to pop culture and satarises the show and even the people who watch it.

GanXingba iz liek my fave Abridger EVERZ!!!!!

by Cyclopian June 26, 2008

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abridged series

An abridged series is an animation--typically a movie, tv show, or video game-- that is edited to be a shorter and fandubbed, usually for reasons of comedic parody. They are then usually posted on video websites, such as Youtube. The first and perhaps most popular example is the Yugioh: The Abridged Series which was created by LittleKurioh. Abridged series are sometimes created from collaborations, such as TeamFourStars which is doing an abridged series of DragonBallZ.

"Yugioh The Abridged Series is hillarious. It has terrific voice acting, writing, and editing."
"Adamwestlapdog made a funny abridged series on Zelda."
"NeighborhoodClucky's abridged movies awesome."

by imphic October 18, 2008

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