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albacore wanking

When you have a wank over Jessica Alba. Albacore porn is considered the hottest type of porn
Dude, yesterday I had some hardcore albacore wanking.
albacore wanking by Ovat February 23, 2008

Albacore 

A catch all term for Scottish punk and hardcore music.
The name comes from the Gaelic name for Scotland- Alba. It was inspired by the earlier 'Eirecore', which is a similar term for Irish punk and hardcore.
The Albacore forum and myspace exist to promote Scottish punk and hardcore networking
Albacore by The Albacore Drone January 3, 2010

Allicorey 

An extremely addictive drug, classified mainly as an Amphetamine due to its tendency to boost the heart rate, drastically increase mood, and decrease appetite. Also considered as an Aphrodisiac by the effects of its undeniable allure. Common side effects include bruising around the neck and shoulders, feelings of pure ecstasy, sexual eroticism, wonderment, and confusion. Should be taken in high doses, at least once a day and by only one user. Unlike other drugs, Allicorey is completely harmless, excepting of course the occasional scratch and/or hit. Once a user has taken a single dose, he will never want to be without Allicorey because it is unlike anything he has ever had or will ever have. The drug still is, however, experimental and future use is uncertain but all that matters is that Allicorey is in the hands of the most faithful user and the most deserving, not to mention the most appreciative, loving, caring, sweetest, and addicted user available.
I love Allicorey. I want Allicorey! I NEED Allicorey!!! I miss Allicorey. I love Allicorey, my drug of choice. I will always want you. I will never forget you.

She's one fine piece of albacore 

A phrase used by hillbilly tuna fishermen when refering to a passing attractive female.
Damn she's one fine piece of albacore I tell ya'

Albacore 

To have sex while in a hot tub while it is also cold out. The Albacore is a submarine developed in New England for high speed and maneuverability after World War II. If you've ever had sex in a hot tub while it's snowing, you'd know you better have some high speed and maneuverability to get the job done.
Dude, last night after everyone went inside, I gave Brie the Albacore in the Jacuzzi.

I want to albacore her so hard later, we just need to get the rest of these dudes out of the tub!
Albacore by Vic Sokul January 1, 2014

ALBAcore 

An underground music scene of metal bands dedicated to celibrating Jessica Alba
Did you see that ALBAcore band "My Alias?" They were hella fresh.
ALBAcore by Snakeman June 22, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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