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albacore wanking

When you have a wank over Jessica Alba. Albacore porn is considered the hottest type of porn
Dude, yesterday I had some hardcore albacore wanking.
albacore wanking by Ovat February 23, 2008

Albacore 

A catch all term for Scottish punk and hardcore music.
The name comes from the Gaelic name for Scotland- Alba. It was inspired by the earlier 'Eirecore', which is a similar term for Irish punk and hardcore.
The Albacore forum and myspace exist to promote Scottish punk and hardcore networking
Albacore by The Albacore Drone January 3, 2010

Allicorey 

An extremely addictive drug, classified mainly as an Amphetamine due to its tendency to boost the heart rate, drastically increase mood, and decrease appetite. Also considered as an Aphrodisiac by the effects of its undeniable allure. Common side effects include bruising around the neck and shoulders, feelings of pure ecstasy, sexual eroticism, wonderment, and confusion. Should be taken in high doses, at least once a day and by only one user. Unlike other drugs, Allicorey is completely harmless, excepting of course the occasional scratch and/or hit. Once a user has taken a single dose, he will never want to be without Allicorey because it is unlike anything he has ever had or will ever have. The drug still is, however, experimental and future use is uncertain but all that matters is that Allicorey is in the hands of the most faithful user and the most deserving, not to mention the most appreciative, loving, caring, sweetest, and addicted user available.
I love Allicorey. I want Allicorey! I NEED Allicorey!!! I miss Allicorey. I love Allicorey, my drug of choice. I will always want you. I will never forget you.

She's one fine piece of albacore 

A phrase used by hillbilly tuna fishermen when refering to a passing attractive female.
Damn she's one fine piece of albacore I tell ya'

Albacore 

To have sex while in a hot tub while it is also cold out. The Albacore is a submarine developed in New England for high speed and maneuverability after World War II. If you've ever had sex in a hot tub while it's snowing, you'd know you better have some high speed and maneuverability to get the job done.
Dude, last night after everyone went inside, I gave Brie the Albacore in the Jacuzzi.

I want to albacore her so hard later, we just need to get the rest of these dudes out of the tub!
Albacore by Vic Sokul January 1, 2014

ALBAcore 

An underground music scene of metal bands dedicated to celibrating Jessica Alba
Did you see that ALBAcore band "My Alias?" They were hella fresh.
ALBAcore by Snakeman June 22, 2006