alanon

Alanon is not Alcoholics Anonymous. Alanon is a loose organization of support groups for those who have close personal relationships with alcoholics, people who may or may not be alcoholics themselves.

Question: why do Alanons close their eyes during sex? Answer: they can't stand to see an alcoholic having a good time.

by RPM April 19, 2004

alanon

Alcoholics Anonymous: a group where people who have trouble with drinking go to meet with other people in the same situation.

See you at alanon next week!

by AI November 7, 2002

alanon-itis

noun 1. A sickness developed within alanon groups, and it's members. It is manifested in the least intelligent and least logical members of the group. Common everyday assholes become alcoholics and addicts to the member with alanon-itis.

ALANON-ITIS
Mary: So then he totally cut in line in front of me.
Julie: Mary, honey. He's an addict. I can tell. Jimmy did that once, and, I'll bet without a doubt, he was buying liquor, and was in a hurry to get home and drink it. That's why he cut you off!!
Sally: O, Ya. You bet he was. I bet the farm he was gettin cigarettes while he was at it.
Marge: What did he look like? My 16 yr old son, Barry,
Group: ya, O,yeah What about him, yea Marge
Marge: Ya, Barry has been smoking and someone is buying them for him. If I could catch the guy I'd go straight to the cops.
Group: O my gosh.oooo Marge. Poor thing

by larryisajerk November 1, 2008

Alannis

Alannis is a sweet, funny person. She likes inside jokes, but she hates surprises. You should never mess with an Alannis because she WILL BEAT YOU UP. If you are friends with an Alannis you should never let her go. Alannis is pretty, and she is not afraid to be herself. An Alannis can be a stubborn person at times, and she can be hot-headed once in a while, but she will always be there for her friends. She is a fun person to hang out with, and she is a very social person, but at times she can be shy. She laughs a lot, but at times she will be very serious. Alannis isn't afraid to break the rules, but she gets caught sometimes... She has her own style, and she likes to act weird with her friends. She tends to love animals, and she loves to cook and bake. She is very smart, and she is good at math. She LOVES music, and she can't live without it. Alannis tends to be girly, but at times she could be more like a tomboy. She seems like a brave person, but when it comes to rides... she acts completely different XD

Alannis's Friend: "Lets ride that water slide!" Alannis: "Ok!" *walks up the stairs to the water slide* Alannis: "Actually nevermind!"

by ihatelife57 March 5, 2020

Alapongtai

a word used to break an awkward silence.

Guy #1: ...
Guy #2: ...
Guy #3: ...

Guy #4: Alapongtai

by zazzalo April 22, 2009

Alanna

Alanna is the realest friend you could ever be friends with. She will always be there for you in tough times but she will get annoyed if you do it for attention or do it all the time. Also this bitch is BIG PRETTY (no homo) . When your in a friend group with her it’s never funny or exciting if she isn’t there. And also I suggest you don’t get her mad cuz she will beat the brains outa you🤣. Alanna is like the type of friend that treats you like her child and looks after you 24/7 and always makes sure you are ok and she deserves more love then she gets.

Me: *being sad* Alanna: “who was it I’m bouts to fight them”

by If ykyk hehehe August 28, 2019

alanoud

A beautiful women who has the purest heart on earth. One in a million , if you find her keep her close! She is a keeper! One of the best persons living!

Alanoud is the sweetest friend I could ask for! So thankful for her .

by A........... January 13, 2018