alakablam

A Harry Potter spell used by the most highly skilled Americans.

John: Get off my yard!

Peter:Or what?

John:(pulls out gun) ALAKABLAM!

by Rorororororororoororororororor July 5, 2021

Alakazam

A psychic pokemon owned by Sabrina. Alakazam is the evolved form of Abra. With moves like Kenesis, Psybeam, Confusion and Psywave - Alakazam can easily fuck your shit up. An Alakazam can even bend spoons with its mind.

Sabrina: "My Alakazam won't obey me!"
Ash: " Have you tried spooning with it?"

by ProfessorPsychic March 9, 2010

alackabam

alackabam is another word for shrek is the god of are world

i watched shrek 2 last night and i almost died he’s just such a alackabam 😻

by buyvycftvhu May 29, 2019

alakazam

When you do a girl doggy style , then take it out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on it, then when she turns around, you jack off and cum in har face and say "ALAKAZAM BITCH"

yesterday, my boyfriend gave me an alakazam

by XxXxVeLoCiTyXxXx September 16, 2008

Alakabala

To take you and everything around you out in one big BOOM!

You want forty virgens? go do Alakabala. you run in there with bakpak paked with c4 and go boom! definitely make sure u get that grace bitch.Alakabala,alakabala alakabala!!!!!

by best terrorist not alive nomor June 29, 2008

Alababama

literally a synonym to Alabama the state

Imagine living in Alababama.

by 159753258456 August 2, 2019

alakazaming

When you take 1 spoons in each hand and jizz into each then spoon feeding your partner your cum while you flap your arms and say "you do not have enough badges to tame me!!"

My boyfriend was alakazaming me last night

by _xXMinecraftXCODXNewbXx_ June 7, 2017