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Alakazam 

A psychic pokemon owned by Sabrina. Alakazam is the evolved form of Abra. With moves like Kenesis, Psybeam, Confusion and Psywave - Alakazam can easily fuck your shit up. An Alakazam can even bend spoons with its mind.
Sabrina: "My Alakazam won't obey me!"
Ash: " Have you tried spooning with it?"
Alakazam by ProfessorPsychic March 9, 2010

alakazam 

When you do a girl doggy style , then take it out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on it, then when she turns around, you jack off and cum in har face and say "ALAKAZAM BITCH"
yesterday, my boyfriend gave me an alakazam
alakazam by XxXxVeLoCiTyXxXx September 16, 2008

Alakabala  

To take you and everything around you out in one big BOOM!
You want forty virgens? go do Alakabala. you run in there with bakpak paked with c4 and go boom! definitely make sure u get that grace bitch.Alakabala,alakabala alakabala!!!!!
Imagine living in Alababama.
Alababama by 159753258456 August 2, 2019

alakazaming

When you take 1 spoons in each hand and jizz into each then spoon feeding your partner your cum while you flap your arms and say "you do not have enough badges to tame me!!"
My boyfriend was alakazaming me last night
A messed up name for Alabama created by some meme creator on the inter-webs.
"Let's go down to Alababama!!" Billy Bob said in a joking tone.
alababama by Wolvern April 23, 2018