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alakazam 

When you do a girl doggy style , then take it out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on it, then when she turns around, you jack off and cum in har face and say "ALAKAZAM BITCH"

yesterday, my boyfriend gave me an alakazam

alakazam by XxXxVeLoCiTyXxXx September 16, 2008