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al fresco sex 

Having intercourse in the outdoors, usually the woods or a park at night. It's better when there's a good chance of getting caught.
Alexis and Brett were itching to have al fresco sex underneath the full moon on their anniversary.
al fresco sex by Leomajor88 December 16, 2010

al fresco 

Outdoor entertainment and dining.
Lily Allen sings it in her song'LDN'.
"People from the city having lunch in the park, I believe that is called al fresco."
al fresco by Sabs15 January 8, 2007

fellatio al fresco

I love being in the fresh air on the hotel balcony for a little fellatio al fresco.
fellatio al fresco by Greta S December 24, 2022

al fresco 

I ran out of clean, so I decided to go al fresco
al fresco by sundevilross July 4, 2006

blue waffle al fresco

The ultimate in outdoor dining.Munchin' on blueberry Eggo on the front porch.
I'm enjoying a blue waffle al fresco
blue waffle al fresco by wolfbait51 November 16, 2011

vajayjay alfresco 

When a man doesn't wear underwear under his clothes, it's called going commando or freeballing (because, you know, his balls are dangling freely). Now, when a woman doesn't wear underwear, what's that called? The term freeballing doesn't exactly work because, you know, women don't have balls. Hence, the term "vajayjay alfresco."
One should never -- and I mean *never* -- go vajayjay alfresco while riding a bicycle and wearing a miniskirt.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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