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Akercocke
Blackened Death Metal band who famously got banned from touring in Northern Ireland and owned Steve Nolan on his own show.
Dumbass Christian: Your lyrics are disgusting you are polluting our childrens minds!!!!111
Akercocke: well they seem to be enjoying it so fuck you
Steve: wowowowowo watch it or youll be off my show just like that!
akercocke: i seem to remember you requested us to come on...
Akercocke: well they seem to be enjoying it so fuck you
Steve: wowowowowo watch it or youll be off my show just like that!
akercocke: i seem to remember you requested us to come on...
Akercocke by ExtremeMetalFan666 February 22, 2009
Mikael Akerfeldt
Mikael Akerfeldt is the main force (singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter) behind the legendary progressive metal band Opeth. He is a fantastic guitarist and lyricist, but his true, unique genius lies in the arrangement of his compositions. Akerfeldt writes incredibly complicated songs, often ten or twelve minutes in length. His career and talent have only improved over the years, and he doesn't seem to be slowing down at all. Hail, Mikael Akerfeldt, one of the greatest artists to ever walk the Earth.
'Listening to Mikael Akerfeldt's band while tripping on acid will literally cause your head to implode.'
Mikael Akerfeldt by Maxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmax September 30, 2008
akeria
A beautiful girl who never fails to light up a dull room with her smile. She radiates the softest energy that will fill you with happiness. A great friend who will support you with all the love she can offer. We all need an Akeria in our life.
akeria by poseidon.02 July 2, 2019
Akera
Akera's are sweet and loving girl who would just about do anything for their friends, family and hubby/boyfriend.
She is popular and is sometimes a dumbass.
She would put others pain on himself to make them feel happy even if he had a bad day.
Which isnt fair.
If you know an Akera, pamper her every now and then because he deserves it.
Boys envy her hubby/Boyfriend.
And girls sometimes wish they were her.
Boy names beginning with C, J and G usually fall for her.
She is hard to stay mad at and usually makes you laugh alot.
She is sometimes bitchy
She is popular and is sometimes a dumbass.
She would put others pain on himself to make them feel happy even if he had a bad day.
Which isnt fair.
If you know an Akera, pamper her every now and then because he deserves it.
Boys envy her hubby/Boyfriend.
And girls sometimes wish they were her.
Boy names beginning with C, J and G usually fall for her.
She is hard to stay mad at and usually makes you laugh alot.
She is sometimes bitchy
Mikael Åkerfeldt
The sexiest man alive. Capable of seducing any woman with his singing and killing any man with his growls.
Mikael Åkerfeldt: Gone through days without talking, there is a comfort in silence.
Woman: Oh my god, please have sex with me!
Mikael Åkerfeldt: DEAFENING SHRIEKS PIERCED THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!!
Man: *Dies violent death*
Woman: Oh my god, please have sex with me!
Mikael Åkerfeldt: DEAFENING SHRIEKS PIERCED THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!!
Man: *Dies violent death*
Mikael Åkerfeldt by DemonOfTheFall27 December 26, 2008
Akerna
Akerna is the dried up residue stored in the fat rolls of a morbidly obese woman’s taint. Stemming from a cream pie parade, generally involving at least 2 loads of scat they are also known as cream puffs in some circles.
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Pee Calculus
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