A beautiful girl who never fails to light up a dull room with her smile. She radiates the softest energy that will fill you with happiness. A great friend who will support you with all the love she can offer. We all need an Akeria in our life.
Did you see her help the chicken cross the road? That was a very Akeria thing to do.
Akerna is the dried up residue stored in the fat rolls of a morbidly obese woman’s taint. Stemming from a cream pie parade, generally involving at least 2 loads of scat they are also known as cream puffs in some circles.
Stacy got her taint pressure washed and had a ton of akerna in there. Not only did they set a new record, but they had to call Hazmat! She will likely get a kern burn if she's not careful.
Those MJF are no joke. I don't mess around when it comes to mucus jizz farts.
A beautiful and cute girl who can beat the fuck out of you in a minute. She can snap on you but will always try and look good. She is a very crazy bitch so you better watch out.
Jake: Hey have you seen Amerra she was beating on that bitch!
Noun: A beautiful actress who is, or should be, required to show her gorgeous nude body in every film she's in.
Noun: Improving a movie by having a beautiful, sexy actress appear nude in it.
Verb: Agreeing that a hot, nude actress can make a bad film good.
Malin Akerman is a sexy, usually nude or seminude, actress known for her beautiful face and perfect body. She is pure sex.
"Malin Akerman's naked in that movie. Her ass is sweet. And the sky is blue. "
"What that sex comedy needed was some Malin Akerman. Butt naked of course."
"That movie sucked! At least they Malin Akerman'd it."
"I wish Malin Akerman would do porn! That's a film I would see!"
Extreme public display of bad taste in dressing, with loud and clashing colors.
Aberration. Psychology: A disorder or abnormal alteration in one's mental state.
Chromatic aberration should be taxed. No one should be allowed to assault others with such a display of extreme bad taste.
Laura is almost a perfect woman, beautiful and loaded, but she is an acute and embarrassing case of chromatic aberration.