Akerna 

Akerna is the dried up residue stored in the fat rolls of a morbidly obese woman’s taint. Stemming from a cream pie parade, generally involving at least 2 loads of scat they are also known as cream puffs in some circles.

Stacy got her taint pressure washed and had a ton of akerna in there. Not only did they set a new record, but they had to call Hazmat! She will likely get a kern burn if she's not careful.

Those MJF are no joke. I don't mess around when it comes to mucus jizz farts.

Akerna by The_Mark July 10, 2019

akeria 

A beautiful girl who never fails to light up a dull room with her smile. She radiates the softest energy that will fill you with happiness. A great friend who will support you with all the love she can offer. We all need an Akeria in our life.

Did you see her help the chicken cross the road? That was a very Akeria thing to do.

akeria by poseidon.02 July 2, 2019

Akera 

Akera's are sweet and loving girl who would just about do anything for their friends, family and hubby/boyfriend.

She is popular and is sometimes a dumbass.

She would put others pain on himself to make them feel happy even if he had a bad day.

Which isnt fair.

If you know an Akera, pamper her every now and then because he deserves it.

Boys envy her hubby/Boyfriend.

And girls sometimes wish they were her.

Boy names beginning with C, J and G usually fall for her.

She is hard to stay mad at and usually makes you laugh alot.
She is sometimes bitchy

Everyone loves and wants to a be a Akera

Akera by kissable_ November 29, 2011

Akeina 

Beautiful , independent , loving , sometimes mean, confident , cares for others. Absolutely loved elderly people . One of a kind . Believes in Jesus Christ . Regrets little to nothing . Believes everything happens for a reason .

Akeina is a independent women .

Akeina by Akeina January 18, 2017

Malin Akerman 

Noun: A beautiful actress who is, or should be, required to show her gorgeous nude body in every film she's in.
Noun: Improving a movie by having a beautiful, sexy actress appear nude in it.
Verb: Agreeing that a hot, nude actress can make a bad film good.

Malin Akerman is a sexy, usually nude or seminude, actress known for her beautiful face and perfect body. She is pure sex.

"Malin Akerman's naked in that movie. Her ass is sweet. And the sky is blue. "
"What that sex comedy needed was some Malin Akerman. Butt naked of course."
"That movie sucked! At least they Malin Akerman'd it."
"I wish Malin Akerman would do porn! That's a film I would see!"

Malin Akerman by yeeha March 28, 2009

akeyna 

Prettiest girl alive. Akeyna also can be the meaniest at times but only when she has to. But she is a nice and caring person and loves all her friends.

She is such an akeyna

akeyna by Beaniequeenie February 14, 2017

akerra 

Akerra is the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She is kinda and gorgeous, you will be longing to spend the rest of your life with her.

Person 1: Who’s akerra?
Person 2: Akerra is the love of my life.

akerra by fifteenL August 9, 2022