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A good looking guy, he is out of this world. Every girl and guy wants him so very badly, especially the guys. He has a perm which automatically means he's lightskin and very naughty in the bed.
girl 1: im gonna try ask akeif out

girl 2: yeah you should definitely do that

boy: NNNOOOOOOO HHEEEESSSS MINEEEEEUUUHHHH!!!!!! *angry face*
akeif by TaatoruKingu January 30, 2022
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A girl who is REALLY funny.This person is always energetic and happy.Some people might think she is beautiful and some people might not.Akifa is smart,fashionable,and not shy.But if you try her,she’ll kill you.
“Hey,is that Akifa?”
akifa by Ilovevarisha27 May 19, 2018
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A crazy, outgoing, fun, loving girl who always knows how to make someone laugh. When it comes down to it, she can be serious and respectful. She is someone you could never ever forget, and she makes a lasting impression. She won't stab you in the back, and she knows how to enjoy life to the fullest. She loves to run and is very athletic. She's very tall and amazing. She can get obsessed with things very quickly, but overall, she cares about you more than Justin Bieber. She is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet, and is the best girlfriend/friend ever.
Guy 1: See that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's fine as hell.
Guy 1: She looks like an Akeisha to me.
Guy 2: I wonder if she's dating...

Girl 1: That girl over there is so sweet.

Girl 2: I know, she's my bestfriend Akeisha :)
Akeisha by JoyJoy100 October 20, 2012

Mikael Akerfeldt 

Mikael Akerfeldt is the main force (singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter) behind the legendary progressive metal band Opeth. He is a fantastic guitarist and lyricist, but his true, unique genius lies in the arrangement of his compositions. Akerfeldt writes incredibly complicated songs, often ten or twelve minutes in length. His career and talent have only improved over the years, and he doesn't seem to be slowing down at all. Hail, Mikael Akerfeldt, one of the greatest artists to ever walk the Earth.
'Listening to Mikael Akerfeldt's band while tripping on acid will literally cause your head to implode.'
(Noun) Deep rooted. Akif stands for Righteousness, Passion and Single mindedness. Determination is natural and potential is limitless.
Akif .. Poets like Iqbal, Writers like J.R.R Tolkien, Actors like Johnny Depp, Businessmen like Steve Jobs.
Akif by Returning Boomerang November 10, 2010
a fucking idiot who is an attention seeker and harassing people on youtube and twitter.

he harassed a lot of people and accusing them of being alt but he is the one who did it, he accuse people cuz he just want attention
some random guy: i hate glc

akifont: wtf jesbfoshgjfbvvj i hate u so much i will expose you and ruined ur life

some random guy: its my opinion BRUH
Akifont by Bees1 December 9, 2021
Akif is a curly-headed cutie, he is the literal embodiment of God's finest creation. With olive-brown skin, and rich hematite eyes rimmed with obsidian black reflected from his hair, he captivates the divine beauty within the mirror. Despite the mindset birthed from Narcissus, his care for others encapsulates his conceitedness, presenting himself as nothing else but a true friend. His craving for power may seem insensitive, but his determination will only allow him to bloom like Hyacinthus and shine bright like Apollo's light. Akif is someone you never want to fall out with because, in due time, he will bring only good news to you. A friend of Akif's is a friend of happiness and progression. The future is dim without his light.
I'm glad Akif is my friend.
Akif by awriterinthedark April 15, 2020
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