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A cool ass motherfucker. You look at him, and you think "what a cool motha'fucka!" Nah on the reals, this man will bring out your inner child if you chill with him long enough. He'll bug you until you accept him as your friend, and won't settle for less. A conceded bitch tho, very apathetic at times. But in the end it's worth dealing with the bullshit.
WOW! What an AKEIL!
oh you know that bad bitch? Yeah she was chilling with AKEIL!
OMYGOD I WANT AN AKEIL
akeil by MercRaider64 December 8, 2013
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A person with a big dick that get any bitch he want , but he really shouldn’t get them tbh. He’s the most funniest person but he’s annoying at times. He’s all rich af with 20 million in the bank.
Girl 1: There akeil with his big print

Girl 2: Damn that dick big af
Akeil by anonymous November 21, 2021
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A giraffe-like human being that is often found being bullied by his comrades. His constant affinity for bananas make his giraffe origins questionable, raising the possibility that he may be half gorrila. Though his elevated height gives him the appreance of a baller, this wannabe athlete lives in constant pursuit of being associated with BIG BALLER BRAND.
Man 1: "Hey did you go to the zoo this weekend?"
Man 2: "Yeah I went to the Akeil exhibit and saw him eating a banana"
Akeil by The giraffe man October 25, 2017
Akhila. She’s literally the most loyal friend you could ever ask for. Don’t get on her bad side or she will kill you. She’s really loving, but maybe not super obvious about it. She doesn’t trust people that easily, but once you earn her trust she’s one of those people that you could hit up when your seventy with a problem and they’ll come through. She’s super smart and funny. Pretty hot too, probably has a smoking body. If you end up dating her or even marrying her you are literally the luckiest person on this planet and never let that bitch go. If she even likes you back then damnnnn. Saying it again, do not get on her bad side or you will die in the most humiliating way possible. So if you are privileged enough to have an Akhila in your life, make sure you treat her right and keep her close. She’s the type of person to have a lot of friends but have a pretty tight circle and if you ever get to that inner circle of trusted friends then she would literally die for you. Even though her name means complete she doesn’t feel that way without her loved ones, so don’t mess with them either. If you go for someone she loves then she will beat your ass up. period. She hates lying too, so be honest with her even if it’s a little rude because she can take it. She’s not one of those sensitive pussys. She does have feelings, but unless your part of that inner circle you can’t really get under her skin. Lesson of the day: GET YOURSELF AN AKHILA AND HOLD ON TO HER.
girl 1: Do you know what Akhila did for me?

girl 2: Nah what she do?
girl 1: She fucking killed this bitch who tried to talk shit about me
girl 2: not suprised

guy 1: Yo i’m gonna ask Akhila out, but i’m nervous

guy 2: Dude it’s so obvious she likes you why are you nervous
guy 1: Because if i fuck it up then she’s gonna send me to hell
Akhila by samthesnake June 9, 2020
Forward moving, akeel is a free thinker, akeel represents self success, akeel is someone that if he wants something would go for it with all force and that is the reason akeels are leaders, winners and bosses.
"I akeel'd that test"
"Does that guy really run The whole of NY" "Yeah, he's an akeel"
"I want my kids to grow up to become an akeel"
akeel by jermainenewnigga July 20, 2014
A Pretty chill guy. Is never really hated
Akiel is a cool guy
Akiel by King Swerve November 8, 2020
An Indian (from India) name meaning complete, total, and a SROTU.
The Indian goddess Akhila is the supreme ruler of the universe.
akhila by Akhila July 28, 2007
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