airpodian 

An airpodian is one who uses the infamous airpods religiously never depriving their ears from the pods. It is most commonly used in the shower, in the sea, under the sea, and during 'the devil's tango'. An airpodian can only hear and converse with other airpodians and when someone speaks to them without the pods they immediately disintegrate. Ones without airpods are deemed as 'poor, useless, shitfaced, scum of the earth beings'.

"Behold...THE AIRPODIANS!"

airpodian by oatwhisperer June 10, 2019

afrodian slip 

is an error in speech that is believed to be caused by the urban or cultural experiences in ones background usually demonstrated with letter substitutions or additions in common words

afrodian slips ex. Mommanen lookded right at me and said "tell dat boy to come in hea out the skreet and eat sum oh dees scrimp i catched this mornin"

afrodian slip by rhyynno December 17, 2008

Airpodnaire 

An airpod connoisseur. These people are very rich.

One of my friends is a self-made airpodnaire, however, it causes him to have mental issues.

Airpodnaire by Pussyotic March 31, 2021

AirPodding 

When a male (possibly female) ejaculates in someone’s ear allowing it to drip down representing the shape and colour of an Apple AirPod

Nah g last night I was airpodding this bird and she couldn’t hear for a week.

AirPodding by WllMcBrd January 8, 2020

airpodism 

head phone discrimination

*someone with airpods to someone without airpods*: it smells like broke in here

random person: stop this airpodism

airpodism by brokeboysonly January 19, 2019

AirPoding 

When a girl has two guys stick their cocks into her ears

“Hey John, wanna go airpod this girl with me?’

“Hell yeah Man, I love AirPoding! I call the left ear!”

AirPoding by Potleafpanda21 March 13, 2019

airportant

Acting important when you are in an airport, by wearing clothing that conveys authority or worldliness, striding purposefully with a carryon trailing you on wheels, drinking at a bar while apparently doing something critical on your phone.

Look at that important businessman at the airport bar.

Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.

airportant by zinndl December 30, 2018