AirPoding

When a girl has two guys stick their cocks into her ears

“Hey John, wanna go airpod this girl with me?’

“Hell yeah Man, I love AirPoding! I call the left ear!”

by Potleafpanda21 March 13, 2019

Airpod-ing

When you're wearing airpods and showing them off.

Brittany: Damn Marilyn is really Airpod-ing right now...
Joanne: Facts bro.

by ProAtAirpod-ing March 7, 2022

Airpodnaire

An airpod connoisseur. These people are very rich.

One of my friends is a self-made airpodnaire, however, it causes him to have mental issues.

by Pussyotic March 31, 2021

AirPodding

When a male (possibly female) ejaculates in someone’s ear allowing it to drip down representing the shape and colour of an Apple AirPod

Nah g last night I was airpodding this bird and she couldn’t hear for a week.

by WllMcBrd January 8, 2020

airpodism

head phone discrimination

*someone with airpods to someone without airpods*: it smells like broke in here

random person: stop this airpodism

by brokeboysonly January 19, 2019

airpodian

An airpodian is one who uses the infamous airpods religiously never depriving their ears from the pods. It is most commonly used in the shower, in the sea, under the sea, and during 'the devil's tango'. An airpodian can only hear and converse with other airpodians and when someone speaks to them without the pods they immediately disintegrate. Ones without airpods are deemed as 'poor, useless, shitfaced, scum of the earth beings'.

"Behold...THE AIRPODIANS!"

by oatwhisperer June 10, 2019

Airporting

A radical 21st century movement that employs stop motion filmmaking techniques, whereby stranded travelers create short films while wasting away those I-can't-believe-my-flight-was-delayed hours in airports.

The genesis of the Airporting revolution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v-_62c5MQ8

by kspeshol September 28, 2008