airportant

Acting important when you are in an airport, by wearing clothing that conveys authority or worldliness, striding purposefully with a carryon trailing you on wheels, drinking at a bar while apparently doing something critical on your phone.

Look at that important businessman at the airport bar.

Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.

airportant by zinndl December 30, 2018

Airporting 

A radical 21st century movement that employs stop motion filmmaking techniques, whereby stranded travelers create short films while wasting away those I-can't-believe-my-flight-was-delayed hours in airports.

The genesis of the Airporting revolution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v-_62c5MQ8

Airporting by kspeshol September 28, 2008

apportant 

when retards try to say important. (tanya)

tanya: THAT WAS REALLY APPORTANT INFO.
lilian: ur dumb. its important. derp.

apportant by imnottanyaatall October 12, 2011

Airportation 

Airplane transportation.

“Does the all-inclusive package include airportation”

Airportation by Mimi24b March 28, 2024

Airporgatory

Airport purgatory; being stuck in an airport or on an the airplane for various reasons; weather, malfunction, excessive layovers, etc.

After seven hours of delays, Gregor decided to take travel into his own hands. He rented a car to drive from Chicago to Talahassee rather than be stuck in airporgatory.

Airporgatory by parkca01 August 30, 2013

amportant 

Elision of “I am important,” - used to describe someone who implicitly or explicitly believes that he or she is important, and is likely to be thinking “I am important” at any given moment.

Observer #1 - “My goodness but Edwin is full of himself today!”

Observer #2 - “Indeed he is - he’s a very amportant person.”

amportant by friski varis November 29, 2021