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airlifted giraffe 

Something unexpected, yet thoroughly satisfying.

As seen at the 1:24 mark in the '2012' Trailer HD on YouTube.
Did you see that link she sent me? Oh man, what an airlifted giraffe!
airlifted giraffe by calrockx July 17, 2009

spirit airlined 

Being tricked into a service that robs you, unknowingly signing on to something because you think it is a good deal only to find yourself penniless and hungry wishing you had chosen Delta.
Tyler: John I just got a truck off craigslist for $200
John: That's awesome, how does it run?
Tyler: It only came with the steering wheel.
John: Oh shit boy you just got spirit airlined!

That woman plays more tricks than a Spirit Airline's stewardess.

United Airlined

When you get your ass beat and thrown off the plane for paying for an overpriced shitty airplane ticket and purposely overbooks your flight to beat your ass. See United Airlines
Flight Attendant: Ladies and Gentlemen, we're overbooked we would like to have someone leave the plane.
(Nobody Leaves and Police are Called) (Police picks an Asian Dude)
Asian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Fellow Passenger: OMG look at what you did to him!
Dude: Damn bro that poor Asian dude just got United Airlined!

The Berlin Airlift 

A sex position where you or your partner are lifted into the air and are given oral sex to the genitals, with the legs around the neck, basically hugging the head with your crotch . Be sure that the weight can be handled before attempting or else you might fall and die.
"Damn, Logan! I gave my girl The Berlin Airlift last night. She couldn't believe what I was doing!"

- "Stop telling me these things please Sam"
The Berlin Airlift by THRLLR July 30, 2023

American Airlined

When you sneak up on someone sleeping on a flight, and masturbate in his/her hair.
I totally american airlined that chick in 17B.
American Airlined by Porno Jon March 21, 2008

Berlin Airlift

A sex position in which the male inserts his penis into the girl in a standing doggystyle position. He then leans or positions himself in a way that raises said female partner into a position not parallel with the ground. (As in above it). And then she claps.
Babe, don’t do the Berlin Airlift, I’m sore from last time.