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When you get your ass beat and thrown off the plane for paying for an overpriced shitty airplane ticket and purposely overbooks your flight to beat your ass. See United Airlines
Flight Attendant: Ladies and Gentlemen, we're overbooked we would like to have someone leave the plane.
(Nobody Leaves and Police are Called) (Police picks an Asian Dude)
Asian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Fellow Passenger: OMG look at what you did to him!
Dude: Damn bro that poor Asian dude just got United Airlined!
by kjballer95 April 24, 2018
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The greatest Mid-Distance Track Event ever invented for the olympics even though, many assholes are still confused on why there is the 1500m instead of the 1600m which is also known as the mile in high schools in the U.S. This event requires huge amounts of stamina and speed but at least it is better than the 800m.
Bolt: What events are you doing?
Runner: 1500m

Bolt: Damn you so lucky
by kjballer95 March 15, 2017
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