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Aitor
A person with the name "Aitor" usually comes from a part of Europe. He is know to be good with the ladies. However, most girls don't even bother getting to know him better because they classify him as "One of those guys". People mainly know him for his kindness, rare personality, and athleticism. Aitor is someone you don't want to mess with. If he ever gives you a death stare, just know that he will dismantle you. He isn't a fake friend and will be with you even in the darkest of times. Aitor will give a girl the greatest sex they'll ever have. They'll never forget how he made them feel in bed. Overall, if you are lucky enough to cross paths with an Aitor, do everything possible to keep him a part of your life because there isn't many boys like him. Once he's gone, he's gone.
ablortion
The ultimate act of sexual deviance where the father gets a blow job from his baby momma while his child is being aborted.
Did you know Planned Parenthood will let you do an ablortion?
Instead of a blumpkin, I talked her into an ablortion.
I got off so hard from that ablortion watching my child get sucked out while she was sucking me off!
Instead of a blumpkin, I talked her into an ablortion.
I got off so hard from that ablortion watching my child get sucked out while she was sucking me off!
ablortion by Penis Curtains January 12, 2021
Ailurophiliac
Susanne - "Hey, Ashton, are you a cat person or a dog person?"
Ashton - "I'm an ailurophiliac."
Susanne - "What does that mean?"
Ashton - "It means I love cats!"
Ashton - "I'm an ailurophiliac."
Susanne - "What does that mean?"
Ashton - "It means I love cats!"
Ailurophiliac by BabyyAshton04 October 7, 2012
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aloralylaa by aloralylaa is my idol November 27, 2020
Aitor
The name given to an absolute god. Popular with the ladies, a lad with the men. Feared for his strength, be it mental or physical, and respected for his kindness. The mere word of his name make girls moist. He is the funniest and most loved of the group, whenever he speaks everyone listens. An Aitor is defiantly NOT one you would want to argue with, but if good friends with him, he will most likely resist from roasting your ass. He would go well with most non-frigid girls but he is never going to last as most hot chick around him might be a bit too much to resist...
Girl 1: Hey did you hear that Aitor is hanging out with us again?
Girl 2: Oh please stop. I already masturbated once today already...
Girl 2: Oh please stop. I already masturbated once today already...
Aitor by chickendippnfingerlickngod March 28, 2015
Alori
A beautiful girl, who is both shy, but also sweet. Often times quiet but very interesting when she does speak. Rather quirky and intelligent. She's not one to fall in love and tries to avoid it, even though she is very likable.
Alori by CriesOfTheDamned January 4, 2014
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
Cracked
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026