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algorithmic critical mass

algorithmic critical mass — the Urban Dictionary principle that states: the more words you enter into the Urban Dictionary, the easier it is to add words to the Urban Dictionary.

This is especially true if you make the words you add refer to your previous words based on known linguistic principles. In this way the algorithm reflects aspects of your mind; and your mind becomes one with the algorithm as well.

There is something more frightening than artificial intelligence and that is computer intelligence that merges with the mind of humankind.

What happens when infinite computing power merges with the full potential of the brain. I don’t know because I waste my mind on adding Urban Dictionary entries instead of contemplating more weighty problems.

But you have got to admit that that is an awesome Afrofuturistic observation.
If you add enough word to the Urban Dictionary you will reach an algorithmic critical mass where the algorithm will reflect your mind; and, your mind will reflect the algorithm.
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A name only given to the bravest girls. Someone that knows just what to say to put a smile on your face. Not afraid to tell you like it is. Will be the most loyal and caring. Total badass!
Do you know Aleri?
Aleri by AwesomeSauce423 December 18, 2016

aboriginal acquisition 

A more Politically correct term for "Indian Giver"
Yeah, I did score this jacket for free from Johnny, but then he asked for it back; I guess it was an aboriginal acquisition.
You were on the fyp on tiktok and someone searched up your name in the urban dictionary
You were on tiktok and you saw a Valerie and it was a trend to take off the 1st and last letter of her name so u did it.
(noun, pronounced 'a-li(ə)rēəm')

This is the state reached when the most possible fun is being had ever.

The kind of people who reach this state would never actually use this word in a sentence. They are too busy having a good time to consider objectively what state they are in.

Alerium can only be achieved in a group who, through the power of connection and wit, have broken the boundaries of normal conversation and have ascended to a higher level of mutual understanding and humour.

It is accompanied with uncontrollable laughter, massive delight and an overwhelming pride in brain and human capacity.

It is the very highest form of achievable non-sexual human fun. Only ever seen at parties which are so good that vibesy has been put in the naughty corner. (See vibesy).

Most people will never achieve alerium, or even see people reaching it. It is very rare and the steps to reaching it cannot be taught or fully explained.

It will most likely be used in a sentence as such:
'I've never experienced alerium, I'm not convinced it actually exists.'

(It does. Good luck.)
Alerium by SZR May 19, 2013
aleri is a loyal person that always makes their bestfriends smile and never lets anyone down, aleri also fakes being happy
Aleri by HYayayeyheh June 2, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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