agrabating

The act of masturbating while mad

Diego broke up with me and went with Hugo so I started agrabating.

- The Asian

agrabating by Glock35 May 19, 2015

aggravating penis 

also known as a thing that gets stuck in the fan

some random kid: hey i have an aggravating penis
other kid: go away, noob

aggravating penis by average boi January 23, 2022

Afrobating.

The action of touching your afro where it feels good for you, and pleasurable for your afro.

Mum, fucking leave, I'm afrobating. This is so embarassing. D;

Afrobating. by Fcuk. November 18, 2011

Aggravating 

People who bug the crap out of you

You are so aggravating when you hit me

Aggravating by Hahhaahahahah June 15, 2019

argubating 

masturbating at a high speed while screaming at someone about politics

I like argubating while the president is watching me.

argubating by Brynnie.da.pooh June 21, 2010

Airbating 

masturbating on an airplane.

ken-will i get arrested for airbating?
sam- no, airbating isnt illegal, its just frowned upon

Airbating by schweatybawls April 13, 2011

Aggravating Blow Job Dorito 

When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!

Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?

That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!

You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!

Aggravating Blow Job Dorito by Bel Aire Beeryan May 27, 2010