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agrabating

The act of masturbating while mad
Diego broke up with me and went with Hugo so I started agrabating.

- The Asian
agrabating by Glock35 May 19, 2015

angryvating 

A situation that is profoundly aggravating and, because of an inability to impact on it in any significant way, one becomes very angry. So the situation is angryvating.
After having tried multiple times to explain the problem to the computer help desk customer service representatives who just didn't understand United States English, he finally slammed down the phone and got a beer while telling his buddy that he had the most angryvating afternoon trying to get some help. And his computer still wasn't working. ARRRGGGH! How angryvating.
angryvating by kkrpsyd February 3, 2010

aggravating penis 

also known as a thing that gets stuck in the fan
some random kid: hey i have an aggravating penis
other kid: go away, noob
aggravating penis by average boi January 23, 2022

Aggravating 

People who bug the crap out of you
You are so aggravating when you hit me
Aggravating by Hahhaahahahah June 15, 2019

angravation 

an·gra·va·tion

Pronunciation: an-grə-ˈvā-shən

A state of simultaneous anger and aggravation.
Tim: "Hey Jim, looks like you're going bald under that hair piece."

Jim: "It's called chemotherapy you insensitive prick. I don't need this angravation right now."
angravation by far02 November 21, 2009

Aggrovating

A term used to describe something that is either annoying &/or agitating
That Aggrovating boy need to be quiet!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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