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That moment when you just stubbed your toe to the table
*stubbed toe* AGONY!!!!!!!!
Agony by Idontknow:v January 29, 2016

agony aunt 

a womon in a magazine who gives you advice if you are a sad person with no one else to talk to.
person; " dear agony auntt, my best friend is so much better looking, cleverer, and an all around brilliant person that I feel inadequate. What should I do?"

agony aunt: "kill yourself" (not really; that last bits a joke
agony aunt by bradhadair January 8, 2005

Beautiful Agony 

The face you make when having an orgasm. Similar to the "O Face" but lasts the whole experience.

Gets its name from the fact that the pleasured person contorts their face in such a way as to look like they're in agony, but in reality, are much happier.
"Dude, I just found a whole bunch of You Tube videos with chicks filming their beautiful agony as the masturbated"
Beautiful Agony by DodgyBarnet September 6, 2006

agony in pink 

a fan fiction written by the dark ranger that involves kimberly (the pink power ranger) being mercilessly tortured by a monster that lord zedd created.
agony in pink is banned in Australia.
agony in pink by dailyqwerty February 9, 2012
A cute way for saying Honey, first originates on Yahoo answers by a guy named Sam in the LGBT section.

Can be used as a noun or verb
Come over here Ahoney! =)
ahoney by Y!A:TPC March 30, 2008

Dear Agony 

The fourth album from the band Breaking Benjamin, featuring songs such as:
I Will Not Bow
Crawl
Dear Agony
Hopeless
Anthem of the Angels
Give me a sign.
I Will Not Bow was featured on the film Surrogates, the music video to this song features clips from the film
man: that breaking benjamin concert was the shit!
me:hell yeah man! they're the best!
man:whats their new album called?
me:its Dear Agony