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he is the one that dejó calva a toda españa with all his performances in triumph operation
agoney should have been in the final
agoney by agoneystan March 17, 2018
Words you can keep
That moment when you just stubbed your toe to the table
*stubbed toe* AGONY!!!!!!!!
Agony by Idontknow:v January 29, 2016

agony aunt 

a womon in a magazine who gives you advice if you are a sad person with no one else to talk to.
person; " dear agony auntt, my best friend is so much better looking, cleverer, and an all around brilliant person that I feel inadequate. What should I do?"

agony aunt: "kill yourself" (not really; that last bits a joke
agony aunt by bradhadair January 8, 2005

Beautiful Agony 

The face you make when having an orgasm. Similar to the "O Face" but lasts the whole experience.

Gets its name from the fact that the pleasured person contorts their face in such a way as to look like they're in agony, but in reality, are much happier.
"Dude, I just found a whole bunch of You Tube videos with chicks filming their beautiful agony as the masturbated"
Beautiful Agony by DodgyBarnet September 6, 2006

agony in pink 

a fan fiction written by the dark ranger that involves kimberly (the pink power ranger) being mercilessly tortured by a monster that lord zedd created.
agony in pink is banned in Australia.
agony in pink by dailyqwerty February 9, 2012
A cute way for saying Honey, first originates on Yahoo answers by a guy named Sam in the LGBT section.

Can be used as a noun or verb
Come over here Ahoney! =)
ahoney by Y!A:TPC March 30, 2008

Dear Agony 

The fourth album from the band Breaking Benjamin, featuring songs such as:
I Will Not Bow
Crawl
Dear Agony
Hopeless
Anthem of the Angels
Give me a sign.
I Will Not Bow was featured on the film Surrogates, the music video to this song features clips from the film
man: that breaking benjamin concert was the shit!
me:hell yeah man! they're the best!
man:whats their new album called?
me:its Dear Agony
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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