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When you walk into a conversation with no context and hear some hot goss, this is what you feel.
"Wow, I just heard they were roommates! I'm feeling agasp."
agasp by Emicontained July 22, 2023
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Agapi (or AG) is selfless and super fucking HOT. She is a great listener and will give you the best advice. Probably the nicest person you will ever meet but if you try to take advantage of her kindness her friends will chop your dick of, put it in a blender with bananas and make you drink it. She'll always make your day the best by simply just existing. She is one of a kind. If you get yourself an Agapi don't let her go!!!
Friend 1: OMG Agapi is such an amazing friend, I'm so lucky to have met her.
Friend 2: Ikr she's so perfect I would turn lesbian for her.
Agapi by your.average.dabi.simp April 28, 2021
Related Words
agasp agaspo agastya Agape agastopia Agapi agapio Alaspamiyal Agap Agasthya
Spanish version of the Greek origin Agape meaning loving kindness. God's pure love.
Come here, Agapito
Agapito by A.ViLo June 14, 2018

Agapophobia 

Fear of falling in love (agape).
A: Yo, what happened with you and that girl who won't see you one-on-one because of that one time you let her down.

B: Nothing; it's been so long now, I think she's got agapophobia.
Agapophobia by E_incognitio December 20, 2010

Araspilajvendeft 

A person that skids his own works, basically, it's like someone that does something bad, then snitches on himself.
Oh look! Tom is such an araspilajvendeft! He always likes to snitch on himself.
Araspilajvendeft by Madrid7 January 4, 2018
"I love you" in Greek.
Thanks so much for the shirt, s'agapo!
s'agapo by weedle June 27, 2008

AGESPLAIN 

Older people who control conversations thinking they “know it all” without having any authority or justification like mansplainers.
“I had some rando granny agesplaining today I should find Christ.”

“That asshole agesplained to me for 20 minutes straight”

“Agesplain from afar, near deather!”
AGESPLAIN by mattanaw July 20, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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