agapio

a douchebag that everybody hates

girl: did you go out with that guy yesterday?
friend: no hes a real agapio.
girl:sucks for you

by sparkle sheep April 5, 2010

agapio

that kind of green diarrhea that you get after swallowing a large piece of green gum

1: hey, why didn't you come over yesterday
2:dude, i shat an agapio. i was on the toilet the whole day.
1:AN AGAPIO? that must have hurt
2: lets just say that my shorts arent white anymore

by white swallow April 5, 2010

Agapi

Agapi (or AG) is selfless and super fucking HOT. She is a great listener and will give you the best advice. Probably the nicest person you will ever meet but if you try to take advantage of her kindness her friends will chop your dick of, put it in a blender with bananas and make you drink it. She'll always make your day the best by simply just existing. She is one of a kind. If you get yourself an Agapi don't let her go!!!

Friend 1: OMG Agapi is such an amazing friend, I'm so lucky to have met her.
Friend 2: Ikr she's so perfect I would turn lesbian for her.

by your.average.dabi.simp April 28, 2021

Agapito

Spanish version of the Greek origin Agape meaning loving kindness. God's pure love.

Come here, Agapito

by A.ViLo June 14, 2018

Agapophobia

Fear of falling in love (agape).

A: Yo, what happened with you and that girl who won't see you one-on-one because of that one time you let her down.

B: Nothing; it's been so long now, I think she's got agapophobia.

by E_incognitio December 20, 2010

s'agapo

"I love you" in Greek.

Thanks so much for the shirt, s'agapo!

by weedle June 27, 2008

Agapologiss

When you want to spell apologise, but you fuck it up because you're not that smart.

I want you to agapologiss for shagging my wife, Carl.

by derulais June 23, 2018