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girl: did you go out with that guy yesterday?
friend: no hes a real agapio.
girl:sucks for you
agapio by sparkle sheep April 5, 2010
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that kind of green diarrhea that you get after swallowing a large piece of green gum
1: hey, why didn't you come over yesterday
2:dude, i shat an agapio. i was on the toilet the whole day.
1:AN AGAPIO? that must have hurt
2: lets just say that my shorts arent white anymore
agapio by white swallow April 5, 2010
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Agapi (or AG) is selfless and super fucking HOT. She is a great listener and will give you the best advice. Probably the nicest person you will ever meet but if you try to take advantage of her kindness her friends will chop your dick of, put it in a blender with bananas and make you drink it. She'll always make your day the best by simply just existing. She is one of a kind. If you get yourself an Agapi don't let her go!!!
Friend 1: OMG Agapi is such an amazing friend, I'm so lucky to have met her.
Friend 2: Ikr she's so perfect I would turn lesbian for her.
Agapi by your.average.dabi.simp April 28, 2021
Spanish version of the Greek origin Agape meaning loving kindness. God's pure love.
Come here, Agapito
Agapito by A.ViLo June 14, 2018

Agapophobia 

Fear of falling in love (agape).
A: Yo, what happened with you and that girl who won't see you one-on-one because of that one time you let her down.

B: Nothing; it's been so long now, I think she's got agapophobia.
Agapophobia by E_incognitio December 20, 2010
Thanks so much for the shirt, s'agapo!
s'agapo by weedle June 27, 2008

Agapologiss 

When you want to spell apologise, but you fuck it up because you're not that smart.
I want you to agapologiss for shagging my wife, Carl.
Agapologiss by derulais June 23, 2018
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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