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someone that comes from the pontus region in greece

slang for dumb or stupid
*two people on facetime*
person 1: bruh i cant find my phonem
person 2: you’re pontius you’re literally holding it
by your.average.dabi.simp May 29, 2022
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Agapi (or AG) is selfless and super fucking HOT. She is a great listener and will give you the best advice. Probably the nicest person you will ever meet but if you try to take advantage of her kindness her friends will chop your dick of, put it in a blender with bananas and make you drink it. She'll always make your day the best by simply just existing. She is one of a kind. If you get yourself an Agapi don't let her go!!!
Friend 1: OMG Agapi is such an amazing friend, I'm so lucky to have met her.
Friend 2: Ikr she's so perfect I would turn lesbian for her.
by your.average.dabi.simp April 28, 2021
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