afterwind

(n.) a mighty and pungent output of gaseous content from the anus which occurs after the consumption of dairy rich and/or acidic foods.

"Wow... oh man, jalapeno poppers cause a wicked afterwind. ...Glad no one else is in my room."

by WingFragment January 21, 2014

Afterhand

The slight glimpses of memory and interactions, from a previous nights drunkenness, that are remembered only whilst, or after, recuperating in a foggy, fuzzy, hangover"y" mess.

She was so wasted. Dancing on the bar, kissing 4 dudes and 5 chicks. Wonder what she'll remember afterhand?
Wait, I think I remember now. Was I really trying to hump that police horse? Of course I remember that afterhand.

I love you! And I love you and you and you! Let's see how much I love you guys afterhand.......(burp) I love you and you!

by CeeWizzle June 4, 2013

afternines

In north carolina, and probably other states, your afternines is the license you get after having a license with a 5am-9pm driving curfew for 6 months...if you're under 18, you have to have the curfewed license before you can get your afternines...the 6 months prior to getting your afternines feel like the longest 6 months of your life

Erica: watch catch a movie tonight?
Joe: I can't...I still don't have my afternines...so it would have to be before 9
Erica: that sucks
Joe: ikr

by jtl94 July 1, 2011

afterwit

a smark remark or witty retort made or thought of a half hour too late.

After being insulted by Reilly, George had an afterwit later that day.

REILLY: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."

(Later that day)

GEORGE: "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."

by theclerk June 27, 2008

aftering

When you re-wear a piece of clothing without washing, febreezing, or rubbing deodorant on it when you really should.

I hate to be the one to tell you this but you've been aftering your ex girlfriends scarf for two weeks now. Its getting out of hand dude.

But if I wash it her scent won't be on it anymore.

Don't try and tell me she smells like rotten cup of noodles and burnt hair.

by Lollllaaaa November 5, 2015

Snoop Dogg's Opera Afterward

After Snoop Dogg's Opera is finished, (Look up Snoop Dogg's Opera) all of the members of the opera and Snoop Dogg, (The conductor) go behind stage and smoke upwards of 70,000 pounds of weed. Once the room is hotboxed, everyone falls asleep and wake up later on to make another performance. It is an ongoing cycle.

Guy: "Do you know what happens after Snoop Dogg's Opera Afterward?

Guy 2: "They (Next Episode Starts Playing) Smoke Weed Everyday!"

by dasboot69 May 21, 2020

Afterning

The time where americans are awake in the morning and britain is in the afternoon

"it's 8:00am here so Good afterning Amercians and Brits"

by Victory Screech June 8, 2020