afterwit 

a smark remark or witty retort made or thought of a half hour too late.

After being insulted by Reilly, George had an afterwit later that day.

REILLY: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."

(Later that day)

GEORGE: "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."

afterwit by theclerk June 27, 2008

aftervite 

The word "invite" inherently has a sense of inclusion. By contrast, the aftervite is done after someone who is not originally intended to be invited to an event discovers its existence and is invited out of obligation.

Dude, I totally had to give Bob an aftervite to Melissa's surprise party. He heard about it and called me to see what what up.....sorry.

aftervite by aaronarchitect April 21, 2009

Afterditz 

Waking up the morning after a night of drinking and still feeling the buzz, but still not tipsy enough to blame things on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Getting up from a wild drunken night of sleep Dean attempted to walk to his bathroom, only to stumble about obviously suffering from a serious case of afterditz.

Afterditz by The South American Fruit May 16, 2009

Wanking afteritch 

Where someone wanks (usually straight after an intial wank or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy dick after that needed alot of careful scratching.

I got wanking afteritch. Why didn't I wait...

Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!

Wanking afteritch by Coolthatsounds February 2, 2010

sex without the afterbitch 

term used to describe something amazingly awesome

That Monster is like sex without the afterbitch!

sex without the afterbitch by thatchikk798 June 11, 2009

afterwind 

(n.) a mighty and pungent output of gaseous content from the anus which occurs after the consumption of dairy rich and/or acidic foods.

"Wow... oh man, jalapeno poppers cause a wicked afterwind. ...Glad no one else is in my room."

afterwind by WingFragment January 21, 2014

Afterwipe

The feeling or sensation of just wiping after taking a shit. It can either be pleasing or annoying.

After taking a dump and returning to my game, my afterwipe feeling has been botherin' me.

Afterwipe by Ilisten2Metal January 4, 2015