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aftervite
The word "invite" inherently has a sense of inclusion. By contrast, the aftervite is done after someone who is not originally intended to be invited to an event discovers its existence and is invited out of obligation.
Dude, I totally had to give Bob an aftervite to Melissa's surprise party. He heard about it and called me to see what what up.....sorry.
aftervite by aaronarchitect April 21, 2009
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Afterditz
Waking up the morning after a night of drinking and still feeling the buzz, but still not tipsy enough to blame things on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Getting up from a wild drunken night of sleep Dean attempted to walk to his bathroom, only to stumble about obviously suffering from a serious case of afterditz.
Afterditz by The South American Fruit May 16, 2009
Wanking afteritch
Where someone wanks (usually straight after an intial wank or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy dick after that needed alot of careful scratching.
I got wanking afteritch. Why didn't I wait...
Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!
Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!
Wanking afteritch by Coolthatsounds February 2, 2010
sex without the afterbitch
sex without the afterbitch by thatchikk798 June 11, 2009
afterwind
(n.) a mighty and pungent output of gaseous content from the anus which occurs after the consumption of dairy rich and/or acidic foods.
afterwind by WingFragment January 21, 2014
Afterwipe
Afterwipe by Ilisten2Metal January 4, 2015
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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