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afterwit
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a
smark
remark or
witty
retort made or
thought
of a half hour too late.
After being insulted by Reilly,
George
had an afterwit later that day.
REILLY: "Hey
George
, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."
(Later that day)
GEORGE
: "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."
afterwit
by
theclerk
June 27, 2008
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