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afterwit
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a
smark
remark or witty retort
made
or thought of a half hour too
late
.
After being insulted by
Reilly
, George had an afterwit later that day.
REILLY: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of
shrimp
."
(Later that day)
GEORGE: "Oh
yeah
, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."
afterwit
by
theclerk
June 27, 2008