Afterbone 

The feeling of sleepiness after sexual intercourse.

Subject A: "Hey let's hang out today"
Subject B: "No I can't my wife is tired and she wants to sleep"
Subject A: "Oh she must be suffering from the Afterbone"

Afterbone by Afterbone123 March 1, 2011

Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...

Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate

Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

Afterbang 

The landing of any trick on skis with what appears to be extreme steeze. Usually done by placing hands by waist in front or behind and leaning back in a relaxed stance.

Tom Wallisch is the king of afterbang

Afterbang by afterbangforlife May 12, 2009

afterbang 

After landing a sick skiing trick you ride away all steezy and relaxed. Some people think this makes them look extra talented.

damn K-rob just afterbanged the $h!t out of that double cork 1260!

afterbang by HOOD_RICH January 27, 2009

Aftertoke 

To engage in smoking a cigarette immediately following any smoking of marijuana.

Okay dude, roach it.. It's time for an aftertoke.

Aftertoke by ClarkeKentIsCrunk January 24, 2007

afterbake 

That warm fuzzy feeling you get after a night of intense and/or hilarious indulgence in marijuana. Prone to say strange things, but still feel painfully aware of your approaching sobriety. Usually curable by way of wake'n'bake. Also known as a 'weed hangover'.

SA: Googly-eyed monsters are coming for me, and I can't figure out the password to your microwave.
SO: Seriously, stfu and stop eating, you have hella afterbake.

afterbake by Starfeesh July 25, 2010

aftermorevenooning 

The world's favourite time-independent greeting.

Teacher: "Good aftermorevenooning, everyone!"
Children: "Good aftermorevenooning, Mister Sucklebutton!"

aftermorevenooning by Malum malum March 25, 2010