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When a guy finishes peeing, shakes off and zips his pants back up, then a little more pee drips out and creates a very small, roundish dark spot on said guy's pants.
I can't ask out Katie right now, I'm dealing with some afterdrip.
Afterdrip by daveroo April 18, 2011
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After you fuck a girl and nut inside her and the cum starts dripping out of her pussy.
Oh man I was fucking this bitch and I blew this huge nu. she had afterdrip for hours.
afterdrip by Creekum April 8, 2005

Afterdibs 

Calling dibs on a girl/boy to date them after they break up or are broken up with by their current boyfriend/girlfriend.
"Man she's so fine!!!! Too bad she's got a boyfriend"

"Yeah I hear ya, well I got afterdibs on that"
Afterdibs by Fingerling000 September 21, 2009

aftercrap 

The brown residue left in your asshole after you crap and before you wipe. Depending on the type of poop, aftercrap can be slimy, burning, or sticky.
Frank: "Uggh! There was no toilet paper in the whole house! This aftercrap is burning my asshole!"
afterdick is the persistence of a sensation of flavor after the stimulating member has passed out of contact with the sensory end organs. The term is particularly used in relation to another dick that has been there before you.
Your friend had sex with said girl. You have sex with the same said girl, now you have had some afterdick. Afterdick only applies when you know the last person she sleep with.
afterdick by Handsome Chris December 1, 2006

Afterfriend 

NOUN: A friend you'll see once in a lifetime, but then never see them again. Like you will still remember them, but you will never see them forever more.
Girl 1: Like, and then we hugged and then we became afterfriends!
Girl 2: Man that sucks that Nick is a afterfriend.
Girl 1: Like, I know right? He was so hot!
Afterfriend by Kumi-chan~ October 30, 2010

Afterdraw 

The moment you draw a card in Cards Against Humanity that would work better than the card you just played.
"Aww damn, this card would've been perfect..."
"Afterdraw man, afterdraw"
Afterdraw by Gimger0427 July 3, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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