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Afrodavid 

A legal document proclaiming your blackness before going to court, this is especially useful so the judge can predetermine a longer sentence in advance.
"Alright sir, I'm going to need you to sign this Afrodavid, just telling the court that you knew you were black before committing the crime but you did it anyway and now face the full dick of the law"
Afrodavid by ChillTFO July 24, 2016
Being so high you can't feel your face.
" mann, bra on Jesus I'm float !"

" wassuname said she afloat"
Afloat by 4n.desiraee May 11, 2018
I lie on my back without moving to keep afloat.
afloat by ScottO1234434 May 13, 2014

allodacity 

When a person(s) who experiences sexual attraction says or does something with a sexual innuendo or suggestiveness, with little to no consideration for asexual/a-spec people; making something sexual when it's not.
*Reads social media post about random actor or fictional character and folks' desire to sleep with them*
Me: "...The Allodacity..."
allodacity by Raffy Regulus October 23, 2019

Whatever keeps your boat afloat. 

The cooler way of saying "what floats your boat"
-Dude I'm going to win the poke war
-No your not

- YES I AM
-aight "Whatever keeps your boat afloat."
AfroDan is a legend dood.
AfroDan by Awesome ;] August 18, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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