A legal document proclaiming your blackness before going to court, this is especially useful so the judge can predetermine a longer sentence in advance.

"Alright sir, I'm going to need you to sign this Afrodavid, just telling the court that you knew you were black before committing the crime but you did it anyway and now face the full dick of the law"

Afrodavid by ChillTFO July 24, 2016

Related Words

afloda • afloat • aflopalypse • Afodaaliny • Afrodacious • Afrodacity • Afrodaddy's cock • AfroDan • Afrodar • Afrodavid

Afloat

Being so high you can't feel your face.

" mann, bra on Jesus I'm float !"

" wassuname said she afloat"

Afloat by 4n.desiraee May 11, 2018

afloat

floating in water, not sinking

I lie on my back without moving to keep afloat.

afloat by ScottO1234434 May 13, 2014

allodacity

When a person(s) who experiences sexual attraction says or does something with a sexual innuendo or suggestiveness, with little to no consideration for asexual/a-spec people; making something sexual when it's not.

*Reads social media post about random actor or fictional character and folks' desire to sleep with them*
Me: "...The Allodacity..."

allodacity by Raffy Regulus October 23, 2019

Whatever keeps your boat afloat.

The cooler way of saying "what floats your boat"

-Dude I'm going to win the poke war
-No your not

- YES I AM
-aight "Whatever keeps your boat afloat."

Whatever keeps your boat afloat. by lauren.fyeahhh August 2, 2012

AfroDan

Fucking most amazing person ever.

AfroDan is a legend dood.

AfroDan by Awesome ;] August 18, 2009

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026