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Afrodavid 

A legal document proclaiming your blackness before going to court, this is especially useful so the judge can predetermine a longer sentence in advance.
"Alright sir, I'm going to need you to sign this Afrodavid, just telling the court that you knew you were black before committing the crime but you did it anyway and now face the full dick of the law"
Afrodavid by ChillTFO July 24, 2016

affidavid 

The only so-called "proof" we have that the defeating of Goliath even took place.
I am not gonna just automatically/unquestioningly accept the truth of a "historic event" that supposedly happened millennia ago, just on the murky word of some half-baked affidavid!
affidavid by QuacksO November 12, 2018

Afrodacious 

When a black person’s hair is in a state of frenzy.
His hair is so afrodacious!
Afrodacious by Denzel Church December 12, 2021

Afrodaddy's cock 

It's what Google talk to texts interprets when you try to describe going to Aphrodites Rock in Cyprus
I went and visited Afrodaddy's cock

Afrodacity

It is typically used to describe a specific kind of boldness, "gall," or nerve, and unapologetic behavior displayed by a black person.
"The Afrodacity of her TikTok rant is wild, imagine being the 'customer from hell' and then acting like you're the victim because the manager finally told you to leave."
Afrodacity by anonymous March 30, 2026
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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