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Afrodavid 

A legal document proclaiming your blackness before going to court, this is especially useful so the judge can predetermine a longer sentence in advance.
"Alright sir, I'm going to need you to sign this Afrodavid, just telling the court that you knew you were black before committing the crime but you did it anyway and now face the full dick of the law"
Afrodavid by ChillTFO July 24, 2016

affidavid 

The only so-called "proof" we have that the defeating of Goliath even took place.
I am not gonna just automatically/unquestioningly accept the truth of a "historic event" that supposedly happened millennia ago, just on the murky word of some half-baked affidavid!
affidavid by QuacksO November 12, 2018

Afrodacious 

When a black person’s hair is in a state of frenzy.
His hair is so afrodacious!
Afrodacious by Denzel Church December 12, 2021

Afrodaddy's cock 

It's what Google talk to texts interprets when you try to describe going to Aphrodites Rock in Cyprus
I went and visited Afrodaddy's cock

Afrodacity

It is typically used to describe a specific kind of boldness, "gall," or nerve, and unapologetic behavior displayed by a black person.
"The Afrodacity of her TikTok rant is wild, imagine being the 'customer from hell' and then acting like you're the victim because the manager finally told you to leave."
Afrodacity by anonymous March 30, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026