AfroDan 

Fucking most amazing person ever.

AfroDan is a legend dood.

AfroDan by Awesome ;] August 18, 2009

afroman

(n.) Afrolicious rapper who invented the best excuse for everything ever "Because I got high".

I was gonna post some lyrics

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afroman by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

afrodian slip 

is an error in speech that is believed to be caused by the urban or cultural experiences in ones background usually demonstrated with letter substitutions or additions in common words

afrodian slips ex. Mommanen lookded right at me and said "tell dat boy to come in hea out the skreet and eat sum oh dees scrimp i catched this mornin"

afrodian slip by rhyynno December 17, 2008

afroman

Colt 45 and two zig-zags, baby that's all i need. We can go to the park, after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. As the marijuana burns we can take our turn, singin them dirty rap songs. Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong sell tapes from here to hong kong.

Yo, pass the bud Afroman.

afroman by Bridget (imakickassninja) March 16, 2004

afroman

the best rapper ever made

WAY better than all these whack-ass rappers nowdays

I think your crazy
If you like Jay-Z
Don't "Change Clothes", change the cd
Murphy Lee "What Da Hook Gon' Be"
Cuz you do need a hook and another beat
Jermain Dupree you know you wrong
Fucked up Chingy's song
Ha Ha

Afro-muthafukin-M-A-N
Cant stand no muthafuckin Ying-Yang Twin
I think Little Jon and the Eastside Boyz
Is a ignorant, irritatin', bunch a noise
If you don't give a damn go and throw it out
If you don't give a damn go and throw it out
The windooooow up against the wall
Laugh when the muthufuker fall
These fools can't rap at all
I'll never buy a tune
From the Neptune
When they beat come on I hope it go off soon
Fabulous, What fabulous about him?
I think he terrible
Music unbearable
Rippin off Mase
With that look on his face
Aww man, I rest my case
Kelis, Wow
I hate her so much right now
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
Who gave her a record deal? Oh my god...
Kalis, this is what I want you to do:
Get on your knees face me
I got a milkshake for you and its tasty
Puff Daddy
Enough already
Now it's P. Diddy
Still sound shitty
How can your group be called a band?
Nobody plays an instrument man
Missy Eliot, she looks like Halie Berry
thats scary
(to the tune of Missy Eliot's shitty song "Work It")
Her cd ain't worth it
Put your money in you pocket and reverse it x2
(talking)
50 cent. Look at him, he don't even move his mouth when he rap.
He be rappin' like Mike Tyson or somthing.
(a lot of mumbling to a new beat, imitating 50 Cent's shitty style)

"I'll teach you how to stunt"
Teach me how to stunt?
They need to let me teach them how to roll a fat blunt
How to get drunk and take it easy
And stop making songs so cheesy
Now Mannie Fresh
is actually fresh
And Juvenille
I like his style
But the worst rapper I ever heard man
Is the whack-ass muthafuckin Birdman
What about Silkk the Shocker
"My name is Silkk and I'll shock you"
ha ha ha
Oh no!
I've just been Shocked by Silkk the Shocker

afroman by Hairy Culo March 19, 2005

Afrodavid 

A legal document proclaiming your blackness before going to court, this is especially useful so the judge can predetermine a longer sentence in advance.

"Alright sir, I'm going to need you to sign this Afrodavid, just telling the court that you knew you were black before committing the crime but you did it anyway and now face the full dick of the law"

Afrodavid by ChillTFO July 24, 2016

afroman

great rapper, his songs colt 45 and because i got high are great and really funny.

met this woman in hawaii,
i stuck it in her ass and she went aiii
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch,
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch!

afroman by [ - stacys mom - ] October 16, 2003