2 definitions by ChillTFO
Northern English slang for a women with aesthetically pleasing features, often larger than normal breasticles and bodacious derrière.
"Oi, you fucking what! You've got a face like a slapped arse but you have a well lush bird. Might just have to nick'er from ya, ya posh fuck."
by ChillTFO July 24, 2016
A legal document proclaiming your blackness before going to court, this is especially useful so the judge can predetermine a longer sentence in advance.
"Alright sir, I'm going to need you to sign this Afrodavid, just telling the court that you knew you were black before committing the crime but you did it anyway and now face the full dick of the law"
by ChillTFO July 24, 2016