Afghanistani 

1. Of or relating to or characteristic of Afghanistan or its people

2. A native or inhabitant of Afghanistan.

1. Afghanistani food is the best.

2. There are lots of Afghanistani people in Fremont.

Afghanistani by Ahmad Shah Durrani April 18, 2008

Afghanistani Wife Syndrome 

The tendency to get your ass whooped by your husband and maybe being one of many wives.

example 1: Dude I heard khalehdi, Mahmoud's fifth wife was beaten by him for sneezing in public without his permission. She really has a bad case of Afghanistani wife syndrome.

example 2: man brenda has some series Afghanistani Wife Syndrome"

"wdym"

"bro shes like this guys 5th wife and last time she sneezed in public he beat the shit out of her

Afghanistani Wife Syndrome by The bambino turner June 24, 2020

Danny Afghanistani 

A person named Daniel that lives in Afghanistan. The name is commonly found from trying to find words that rhyme with Daniel. Once you say "Danny Afghanistani" you'll most likely die of laughter.

We call Daniel "Danny Afghanistani" because he lives in Afghanistan.

Danny Afghanistani by ramennoodlemelon September 1, 2017

Afghanistanimation

A cheaper afghani knockoff of japanination style of animation.
/fictional / From the movie Super Troopers.

Johnny Chimpo is my favorite afghanistanimation.

Afghanistanimation by Chris P. Kreme March 14, 2008

Afghanistanimation

Animated cartoons made in afghanistan, usually sent to america to spread the word of the taliban.

"See, now the butler is telling the monkey not to be poisoned by the capitalist america and stay true to the ways of the Taliban"
"Man, i love afghanistanimation"

Afghanistanimation by industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002

Afghanistan Christmas Carol 

One hell of a Christmas Carol written by some guy.

Afghanistan Christmas Carol:

T' was the night before Christmas and all through the Land,
They're running like rabbits in Afghanistan,
Osama's been praying,
he's down on his Knees,
He's hoping that Allah will hear all his Pleas.
He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and Shatter,
But all that he's done is just make us Madder.
We ain't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,
And we'll kick your butt,
with one heavy Boot.

And yes we remember the USS Cole,
And the lives of our sailors that you bastards Stole.
You think you can rule us and cause us to Fear,
You'll soon get the answer if you live to Hear.
And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
And he ain't forgotten the sound of our Bombs.
You think that those mountains are somewhere to Hide.
They'll go down in history as the place where you Died.

Remember Khadhafi and his Line of Death?
He came very close,
to his final Breath.
So come out and prove it,
that you are a Man,
Cause our boys are coming and they have a Plan.
They are our fathers and they are our Sons,
And they sure do carry some mighty big Guns.
They would have stayed home with children and Wives,
Till you bastards came here and took all these Lives.

Osama I wrote this especially for You,
For air mail delivery by B-52.
You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle,
Old Glory is coming, attached to a Missile
I will not be sorry to see your ass Go.
It's Red, White, and Blue that is running this Show

Afghanistan Christmas Carol by SandwichFOREATING April 21, 2011

afghanistan

1. A Super-Power Graveyard.


a Replubic that defeated Alexander the Great, Genghis Kahn , other mongols , British Empire , Soviets (USSR).

2. It Used to be known as ARIANA or Aryana (Land ofthe Arians or Aryans).

3. The strongest country in Central Asia.

4. The "stan" part of afghanistan means Land and the Afghan part is the name of the name of the people who lived there.

So Afghanistan in English means " Afghanland".

5. the people are called AFGHAN(s) and NOT AFGHANI(s).

6. the name of there money or currency is called Afghani(s).

Don't make me afghanistan your ass!

If you got an afghan on your side consider yourself lucky.

afghanistan by jose321 August 28, 2005