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Afghanistanimation

A cheaper afghani knockoff of japanination style of animation.
/fictional / From the movie Super Troopers.
Johnny Chimpo is my favorite afghanistanimation.

Afghanistanimation

Animated cartoons made in afghanistan, usually sent to america to spread the word of the taliban.
"See, now the butler is telling the monkey not to be poisoned by the capitalist america and stay true to the ways of the Taliban"
"Man, i love afghanistanimation"

Afghanistanism 

N. The act of criticizing or fighting injustices in distant lands, yet ignoring injustices in one's own nation or local community.

Term used frequenlty 1960s and 1970s, notably by American journalists. Definition derived from work of media scholar Carolyn Martindale.
Bill: I think I'm going to join the Peace Corps. There are too many hungry and poor people in Asia.

Ted: You're from Detroit? The people there aren't good enough for your help?

Bill: It's not the same.

Ted: You suffer from a serious case of Afghanistanism.

Afghanistani 

1. Of or relating to or characteristic of Afghanistan or its people

2. A native or inhabitant of Afghanistan.
1. Afghanistani food is the best.

2. There are lots of Afghanistani people in Fremont.

Afghanistandards 

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long
The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

Afghanistanimation

A cheap knock-off cartoon that was illustrated and aired in Afghanistan
John Chimpo is the best Afghanistanimation show that I've ever seen.
Afghanistanimation by Sammy Zahir August 24, 2008