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Afghanistanian

Afghanistanian is a language that has previously been litinened and was Litinened in 2009
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Afghanistanian Butt-wash

Afghanistanian butt-wash is a word where you take your partner to Afghanistan, go behind a car wash, and proceed to have Sexual intercourse while pouring Soap on the Partner's Anal Area.
Ya I gave me wife the Afghanistanian butt-wash for her birthday, and after that she told me that that day was a special day.

Afghanistanimation

A cheaper afghani knockoff of japanination style of animation.
/fictional / From the movie Super Troopers.
Johnny Chimpo is my favorite afghanistanimation.

Afghanistanimation

Animated cartoons made in afghanistan, usually sent to america to spread the word of the taliban.
"See, now the butler is telling the monkey not to be poisoned by the capitalist america and stay true to the ways of the Taliban"
"Man, i love afghanistanimation"

Afghanistanism 

N. The act of criticizing or fighting injustices in distant lands, yet ignoring injustices in one's own nation or local community.

Term used frequenlty 1960s and 1970s, notably by American journalists. Definition derived from work of media scholar Carolyn Martindale.
Bill: I think I'm going to join the Peace Corps. There are too many hungry and poor people in Asia.

Ted: You're from Detroit? The people there aren't good enough for your help?

Bill: It's not the same.

Ted: You suffer from a serious case of Afghanistanism.

Afghanistani 

1. Of or relating to or characteristic of Afghanistan or its people

2. A native or inhabitant of Afghanistan.
1. Afghanistani food is the best.

2. There are lots of Afghanistani people in Fremont.

Afghanistandards 

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long
The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.
Afghanistandards by tyler hellmouth October 16, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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