Afghanistanian

The language that people in Afghanistan speak.

Afghanistanian is a language that has previously been litinened and was Litinened in 2009

Afghanistanian by Jeffrey mc Dongle August 8, 2018

Afghanistanian Butt-wash

Afghanistanian butt-wash is a word where you take your partner to Afghanistan, go behind a car wash, and proceed to have Sexual intercourse while pouring Soap on the Partner's Anal Area.

Ya I gave me wife the Afghanistanian butt-wash for her birthday, and after that she told me that that day was a special day.

Afghanistanian Butt-wash by Kajigadeaufenheleaushpenfield June 2, 2026

Afghanistanimation

A cheaper afghani knockoff of japanination style of animation.
/fictional / From the movie Super Troopers.

Johnny Chimpo is my favorite afghanistanimation.

Afghanistanimation by Chris P. Kreme March 14, 2008

Afghanistanimation

Animated cartoons made in afghanistan, usually sent to america to spread the word of the taliban.

"See, now the butler is telling the monkey not to be poisoned by the capitalist america and stay true to the ways of the Taliban"
"Man, i love afghanistanimation"

Afghanistanimation by industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002

Afghanistanism 

N. The act of criticizing or fighting injustices in distant lands, yet ignoring injustices in one's own nation or local community.

Term used frequenlty 1960s and 1970s, notably by American journalists. Definition derived from work of media scholar Carolyn Martindale.

Bill: I think I'm going to join the Peace Corps. There are too many hungry and poor people in Asia.

Ted: You're from Detroit? The people there aren't good enough for your help?

Bill: It's not the same.

Ted: You suffer from a serious case of Afghanistanism.

Afghanistanism by editor, f-ed up dictionary December 1, 2009

Afghanistani 

1. Of or relating to or characteristic of Afghanistan or its people

2. A native or inhabitant of Afghanistan.

1. Afghanistani food is the best.

2. There are lots of Afghanistani people in Fremont.

Afghanistani by Ahmad Shah Durrani April 18, 2008

Afghanistandards 

A soldiers decreased ability to determine genuinely attractive qualities among women after being deployed to the desert for too long

The sergeant normally wouldn't have given her the time of day, but after 8 months in the sun she was centerfold material by Afghanistandards.

Afghanistandards by tyler hellmouth October 16, 2008