Afghanistanism 

N. The act of criticizing or fighting injustices in distant lands, yet ignoring injustices in one's own nation or local community.

Term used frequenlty 1960s and 1970s, notably by American journalists. Definition derived from work of media scholar Carolyn Martindale.

Bill: I think I'm going to join the Peace Corps. There are too many hungry and poor people in Asia.

Ted: You're from Detroit? The people there aren't good enough for your help?

Bill: It's not the same.

Ted: You suffer from a serious case of Afghanistanism.

Afghanistanism by editor, f-ed up dictionary December 1, 2009

Afghanistanimation

A cheaper afghani knockoff of japanination style of animation.
/fictional / From the movie Super Troopers.

Johnny Chimpo is my favorite afghanistanimation.

Afghanistanimation by Chris P. Kreme March 14, 2008

Afghanistanimation

Animated cartoons made in afghanistan, usually sent to america to spread the word of the taliban.

"See, now the butler is telling the monkey not to be poisoned by the capitalist america and stay true to the ways of the Taliban"
"Man, i love afghanistanimation"

Afghanistanimation by industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002

Afghanistani 

1. Of or relating to or characteristic of Afghanistan or its people

2. A native or inhabitant of Afghanistan.

1. Afghanistani food is the best.

2. There are lots of Afghanistani people in Fremont.

Afghanistani by Ahmad Shah Durrani April 18, 2008

Afghanistanimation

A cheap knock-off cartoon that was illustrated and aired in Afghanistan

John Chimpo is the best Afghanistanimation show that I've ever seen.

Afghanistanimation by Sammy Zahir August 24, 2008

Afghanistani Wife Syndrome 

The tendency to get your ass whooped by your husband and maybe being one of many wives.

example 1: Dude I heard khalehdi, Mahmoud's fifth wife was beaten by him for sneezing in public without his permission. She really has a bad case of Afghanistani wife syndrome.

example 2: man brenda has some series Afghanistani Wife Syndrome"

"wdym"

"bro shes like this guys 5th wife and last time she sneezed in public he beat the shit out of her

Afghanistani Wife Syndrome by The bambino turner June 24, 2020

afganistanimation 

afganistanimation is when two people are sitting at a computer desk chatting and randomly hear an odd word such as "afganistanimation" and both turn around at the same time. Then they slowly look at each other to confirm they just heard the same odd word.... then they both fall into an odd laughter, that slowly leads to an akward silence

hearing the word afganistanimation

afganistanimation by mcgrilled March 1, 2008