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a little boy who is short and can be aggressive. affeon has many friends he likes to hangout with generally 2. He is very loud and obnoxious. If you mess with an affeon he will bully you
Why is affeon eating the whole fridge
affeon by itz_j May 22, 2020
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Very hot and into guys
Affeon will suck you dry
Affeon by ajakthegreta November 21, 2021
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Affentittengeil 

Literally translated from German as Monkey Breast Horny. Used to describe something as "great" or supercool".
"I'd like you to meet my friend Gary. He's an affentittengeil guy."

"Wow, look at that horny monkey's tits. This German porn is affentittengeil!"

As a negative: That guy is such a loser. Nicht affentittengeil.

affenstark 

Used when some person or situation is ridiculously awesome.
"I'm gonna steal this car." "Aaahhh... affenstark!"
affenstark by MongoMonkey138 November 26, 2011

Black Affronted

Black Affronted is a Scottish way of expressing ones embarrassment, basically it is a local colloqualism for saying that you have been embarrassed by someone or something.
That lassie o' mine lifted up her skirt and mooned a'body, I was pure black affronted so ah wiz!
To belittle or insult someone openly and to their face,thus causing them to feel dejected.
On February 24, 1980, 9 year old Luke affronted his brother,10 year old Linus,by saying,"Well,it looks like YOU have a RECTANGLE head!" thus causing Linus to lose his pompom snowhat and end up dejected and barehead,with a cold head,and Linus' hair a fright.
affront by JMC70 January 2, 2017
AffenTV ist ein Begriff der bei einer Weed Session entstanden ist. Ohne Grund wurde bekanntgegeben, dass einer der Teilnehmer nicht AffenTV sei. Vorher war der Begriff niemals gefallen, geschweige denn jemandem bekannt. Seitdem ist das Mysterium um AffenTV ungeklärt und noch heute versucht seine Sekte ihn zu finden.
1. Hast du AffenTV gesehen?
2. Nein, aber ich kann mir vorstellen, dass Name AffenTV ist.
AffenTV by nat1ve October 17, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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